Brag: Had sex with Eva Longoria (pics inside)
 

So last night I was still feeling quite hungover from Friday. I decided to take 2 ambiens and have a shot of whiskey. I fell asleep for 12 hours not waking up once.

In my sleep I had a dream where I met Eva at a movie premiere and told her the movie was a piece of [censored]. She agreed...then she gave me a ride home and the car crashed and I pulled her out of the car which eventually exploded. Then she sexed me multiple times in appreciation.

As far as I'm concerned I had sex with her and will begin to tell people that b/c it was so real-like. Gawdam ambiens ftw!!!!! And to the naysayers out there, [censored] you...can't bring me down of this high. I'm perculating BBV4L.

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/f..._H152436_L.jpg
http://www.sawf.org/Newsphotos/Fashi...ebeSports2.jpg
http://www.dancewithshadows.com/soci...a-longoria.jpg
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-conte...kini%20wax.jpg

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Was anyone else disappointed that there weren't any pics of op's poop?

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i was expecting much much worse.

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http://www.ks1075.com/pageImages/eva...keup01_400.jpg
http://www.tmz.com/media/2006/07/longoria_2.jpg


Congrats, you dream of having sex with this.

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aww makeup

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I like this Eva more, but I think I am in the minority here.

http://www.wallpaperama.com/wallpape...dez-165032.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Mendez-004.jpg

http://www.millioncelebs.com/fcm/eva...es-nude-09.jpg

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Wow, her cans look amazing in that last picture. Don't even look the same wtf

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Anyone who picks Longoria over Mendes is a moran.

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Anyone who picks Longoria over Mendes is a moran.

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