Beat: Someone trying to poison me?

[vhawk01]

So, I live in an apartment building with my girlfriend. I wake up this morning at ~9:30 to someone pounding on my front door, like just going to town on it. I get up to see who it is, and its this maintenence guy. He wants to check for a gas leak because apparently you can smell gas on my entire floor. Now that he mentions it, yeah, it smells like gas pretty significantly. So I open the door and tell him to search away, and go back to bed (I'm not smart?). He yells for me to come out to the kitchen, where 3 of the 4 burners are turned on to about halfway, i.e. gas is coming out and they aren't lit. WTF is that? There is a 0% chance that my girlfriend cooked anything this morning, and we havent used the stove-top in at least a week. And we would never use 3 out of 4 burners, we aren't exactly gourmet chefs. How do 3 burners get turned halfway on at the same time on accident? Is there any explanation other than girlfriend is going to blow me up and start a new life in Mexico?