Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)

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Ok, so I thought this could be an amusing topic. Basically if you've got a decent streak going: age, how long a drought, last hookup (amusing background if available), whatever else.

I'm 28. My drought is over 3 years now. Last girl I hooked up with was a friend of a friend who I met at a bar. I had zero interest in this girl (probably a 6 or so), but I put in minimal effort so why not.

Just some mildly amusing details: refused to drive home my friend, ended up driving in Camden for a bit (We live and were out in PA), woke up and recalled that she lives with her mother in a 2BR apt, was going to piss in a plant/fountain, but a toilet was required, mom had poor hearing - eventually 'snuck' out with her mom in the living room/kitchen.

Ok, I'm sure I can be beat on all accounts, so let's hear some.