Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 

Ok, so I thought this could be an amusing topic. Basically if you've got a decent streak going: age, how long a drought, last hookup (amusing background if available), whatever else.

I'm 28. My drought is over 3 years now. Last girl I hooked up with was a friend of a friend who I met at a bar. I had zero interest in this girl (probably a 6 or so), but I put in minimal effort so why not.

Just some mildly amusing details: refused to drive home my friend, ended up driving in Camden for a bit (We live and were out in PA), woke up and recalled that she lives with her mother in a 2BR apt, was going to piss in a plant/fountain, but a toilet was required, mom had poor hearing - eventually 'snuck' out with her mom in the living room/kitchen.

Ok, I'm sure I can be beat on all accounts, so let's hear some.

Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 

Good god man lower your standards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ_ZK31LGRg


Longest for me is like 4 months without getting laid, like 2 if you count anything where my [censored] is involved. Standards are generally 6+, maybe a 4-5 here or there if I am blacked out.

Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 

Last time I got laid was two weeks ago. No I'm not competing longest drought here. And I'm not even complaining about it. But wtf everyone needs to get laid all the time.

Fortunately I break my drought tonight.

Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 

WHAT THE [censored] with the "needs (verb)"

"Car for sale, radiator needs fixed"

That doesn't make any sense. I hate that [censored] so much.

Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 

3 years- you are officially a born again virgin

4 years- you are officially bi-curious

5 years- you are officially gay

6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends.

Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 

My wife's been out of town since Thursday.

Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 

18 years

Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 

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Good god man lower your standards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ_ZK31LGRg


Longest for me is like 4 months without getting laid, like 2 if you count anything where my [censored] is involved. Standards are generally 6+, maybe a 4-5 here or there if I am blacked out.

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What a terrible stand-up comic.

Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 

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Longest for me is like 4 months without getting laid, like 2 if you count anything where my [censored] is involved.

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So many possibilities here...

Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 

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3 years- you are officially a born again virgin

4 years- you are officially bi-curious

5 years- you are officially gay

6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends.

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shouldn't the free hooker come right after the 1st sign of bi-curiousness...every swinging d*ck deserves one last chance before they shove their hotdog into a chocolate hole