brag: apartment starting to look borderline habitable!

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

aka how a midstakes baller slash compulsive gambler lives

variance: six foot sculpture shaped like a dude.

the movers labeled the package as a "surfboard" and when i first read it i was like "sweet, i got a surfboard" and when i opened it i was like [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...n/P1000488.jpg

NICE TRY SIR!

brag: where the proverbial "magic" happens; under pacino's watchful eye
brag: bed is wide enough to accomodate a full-scale orgy, perhaps even two
beat: making my bed for a picture to be posted on BBV4L



brag: dvd collection
brag: another clever soviet poster in the background, this one is titled "work can also be done at night!" or something
brag: not russian



brag: view from balcony
beat: neighborhood has the highest concentration of junkies and drunkards in the country
brag: neighborhood has the realest nuckas you'll find



brag: kitchen
beat: cheap wine
brag: old faithful in the foreground



beat: roommate's filthy dirty hole. eww!
variance: roommate prob hiding somewhere under the crap



brag: owning an apartment before 20 = bbv's approval??
beat: not earned through poker winnings