brag: apartment starting to look borderline habitable!
 

aka how a midstakes baller slash compulsive gambler lives

variance: six foot sculpture shaped like a dude.

the movers labeled the package as a "surfboard" and when i first read it i was like "sweet, i got a surfboard" and when i opened it i was like [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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NICE TRY SIR!

brag: where the proverbial "magic" happens; under pacino's watchful eye
brag: bed is wide enough to accomodate a full-scale orgy, perhaps even two
beat: making my bed for a picture to be posted on BBV4L

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brag: dvd collection
brag: another clever soviet poster in the background, this one is titled "work can also be done at night!" or something
brag: not russian

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brag: view from balcony
beat: neighborhood has the highest concentration of junkies and drunkards in the country
brag: neighborhood has the realest nuckas you'll find

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brag: kitchen
beat: cheap wine
brag: old faithful in the foreground

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beat: roommate's filthy dirty hole. eww!
variance: roommate prob hiding somewhere under the crap

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brag: owning an apartment before 20 = bbv's approval??
beat: not earned through poker winnings

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i thought it sucked until i saw the massive bricks of coke in the living room

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How does one own an apartment?

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<font color="yellow"> I like lemons </font>

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How does one own an apartment?

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well there are these things called cities...

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i thought it sucked until i saw the massive bricks of coke in the living room

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wtf is that on your computer's monitor? is that 3 old men having sex with each other?

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how do u of all people not recognize a lemon party

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dude shhhhhh, edit quick!

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you need new bedding bro, this ain't middle school no more.