Depressing Thought

schundler · #1 11-16-2007, 04:23 AM

Beat: No matter how wealthy or successful I become I will still at some points have to drag myself out of bed in order to urinate.

Discuss.

doubLe a tom · #2 11-16-2007, 04:25 AM

thats not true. if you're wealthy enough you could hire someone to come in with some sort of bowl that you could piss into or something.

schundler · #3 11-16-2007, 04:29 AM

do you think there'd be an application process for this job?

doubLe a tom · #4 11-16-2007, 04:29 AM

you could prolly hire one of your broke friends for pretty cheap

schundler · #5 11-16-2007, 04:30 AM

also I don't think I'd be able to go with someone watching

rubbrband · #6 11-16-2007, 04:31 AM

Real ballerz piss in hookers when they wake ldo
"Sorry baby I was just taking a piss"

doubLe a tom · #7 11-16-2007, 04:31 AM

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thats weird. you could tell them to leave while you go though.

tarheeljks · #8 11-16-2007, 04:32 AM

you could just get a catheter permanently installed and have it drained out automatically. you'd have your own port a potty

edfurlong · #9 11-16-2007, 04:33 AM

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Beat: No matter how wealthy or successful I become I will still at some points have to drag myself out of bed in order to urinate.

Discuss.

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Life doesn't even seem worth it now. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Smell The Glove · #10 11-16-2007, 04:38 AM

When I saw Rasheed Wallace on MTV Cribs a few years ago, he had a urinal in his bedroom. Balla.