Depressing Thought
 

Beat: No matter how wealthy or successful I become I will still at some points have to drag myself out of bed in order to urinate.

Discuss.

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thats not true. if you're wealthy enough you could hire someone to come in with some sort of bowl that you could piss into or something.

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do you think there'd be an application process for this job?

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you could prolly hire one of your broke friends for pretty cheap

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also I don't think I'd be able to go with someone watching

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Real ballerz piss in hookers when they wake ldo
"Sorry baby I was just taking a piss"

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also I don't think I'd be able to go with someone watching

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thats weird. you could tell them to leave while you go though.

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you could just get a catheter permanently installed and have it drained out automatically. you'd have your own port a potty

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Beat: No matter how wealthy or successful I become I will still at some points have to drag myself out of bed in order to urinate.

Discuss.

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Life doesn't even seem worth it now. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: Depressing Thought
 

When I saw Rasheed Wallace on MTV Cribs a few years ago, he had a urinal in his bedroom. Balla.