Be a millionaire but take this low-paying job, please.

[Botch Gallegos]

I'd be doing what I do right now. Make beats all day, and give them to the local rap acts for basically nothing. At least then I could afford to pay the rent on time.

[siccjay]

CD Store. (Especially used)
Umpire.
Bowling Alley.
Video Store.

[Duke]

I don't believe that there exists a job that I would actually show up to that only pays minimum wage.

[PoppinFresh]

not really min. wage, but tennis instructor, loved that job

[Queensgrad]

I'd be one of those guys that sweep the sweat off the floor at a basketall game when the action is at the other end. Great seats!

[The_Bankroll]

clerk at a music store would be fun. essentially play guitar all day, get to know all the local musicains, and ring up a sale like once an hour.

it's more than minimum wage, but I also taught guitar for a while, which was very fun and rewarding. I'd go back to that if I could.

[Huh?]

National Park Ranger FTW

[kyleb]

High school baseball coach.

[Los Feliz Slim]

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Also, Slim -- $10 million not enough? Greedy bastard.

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Not the first time it's been said, and it won't be the last.

I wasn't really considering the fact that we get the $10 million up-front, since we lose it if we get fired from our menial job. So I was really considering having to live on my low pay until the payoff time. I guess if I'm allowed to invest/live off the $10 million starting with day one, it makes it easier to swallow.

And yeah, you can make a [censored] bartending. So, I'm changing my answer and saying I'd be the guy at the other end of the "Questions? Comments?" phone number written on the back of packaged foods, and would spend my days talking to people who have questions or comments about their Cheetos.

[edfurlong]

I'd like to be one of the mail men that work on foot, that job seems awesome, and I'm pretty sure they get to wear shorts in the summer.