Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!

[Peter Harris]

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Dear NY,

Don't underestimate us. We're smarter than we look. We just can't comprehend you with that silly accent. Thanks for recognizing how cool corn is. Btw, your Statue of Liberty lady, she looks real pretty.

Sincerely,

Ohio

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which state says "purty"?

[katyseagull]

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which state says "purty"?

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That would be Kentucky (my neighbor)

[Peter Harris]

kentucky borders ohio? get outta here. I thought kentucky was down near florida...

[posnera]

As a New Yorker exiled to the midwest (Chicago), I disrespectfully submit this to the discussion:

[Red Foreman]

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Dear Midwest,

Get smarter, fast. We don't have all day.

Sincerely,

NY

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Let's see how smart you feel with my foot in your ass.

[*TT*]

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When you rush people on the phone it actually makes us take longer to help you. There may not be a lighting fast answer to your question so just slow down, take a breath and let us help you.

Sincerely,

The Midwest

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Did you ever think the problem isn't the Midwest for us NY'ers... its you?

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[Our House]

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When you rush people on the phone it actually makes us take longer to help you. There may not be a lighting fast answer to your question so just slow down, take a breath and let us help you.

Sincerely,

The Midwest

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Dear Midwest,

So you're the guy who gets $4.42/hour to handle my calls while I lose $115 every hour I'm on the phone with you?

Now I understand,
NY

[piiop]

I did not vote for this guy to represent the Midwest.

[Salt N Shake]

Dear USA

We all secretly wish to be a bit more like you.

Regards,
Europe

[mslif]

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Dear USA

We all secretly wish to be a bit more like you.

Regards,
Europe

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that would be the most inaccurate statement of the day