Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!
 

When you rush people on the phone it actually makes us take longer to help you. There may not be a lighting fast answer to your question so just slow down, take a breath and let us help you.

Sincerely,

The Midwest

Re: Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!
 

way to unnecessarily stereotype a massive population.

Why not do the Jews or Muslims as an encore?

Re: Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!
 

Dear Midwest,

Get smarter, fast. We don't have all day.

Sincerely,

NY

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Dear Midwest,

Get smarter, fast. We don't have all day.

Sincerely,

NY

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well, i guess eye for an eye seems to be the way the USA rolls...

Re: Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!
 

Dear Midwest,
Thanksalotforyouradvice.
Wewillseewhatwecandotoslowdownandmakeourselveseasi erforyou
tounderstand.
Thanksalsoforeverythingyoudoforthecountry.Wereally likecorn.
Welikebacontoo.

Re: Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!
 

[ QUOTE ]
Dear Midwest,
Thanksalotforyouradvice.
Wewillseewhatwecandotoslowdownandmakeourselveseasi erforyou
tounderstand.
Thanksalsoforeverythingyoudoforthecountry.Wereally likecorn.
Welikebacontoo.

[/ QUOTE ]

excellent post. I give up. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

EDIT: i was amused by this, reading my responses i seem to have come off as...eurosmeggery.

Re: Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!
 

Dear NY and Midwest,

Yinz guys want a beer n'at?

Sincerely,
PA

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Dear Europe:

Please forgive our little interstate bickering on this side of the pond. We realize its unseemly. But when certain of our less cosmopolitan inhabitants instigate arguments with silly stereotypes, it is hard to resist responding.

Respectfully yours,

USA

Re: Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!
 

[ QUOTE ]
Dear Europe:

Please forgive our little interstate bickering on this side of the pond. We realize it's unseemly. But when certain of our less cosmopolitan inhabitants instigate arguments with silly stereotypes, it is hard to resist responding.

Respectfully yours,

USA

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no biggie, we could collectively diss some other continent...

Re: Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!
 

Dear NY,

Don't underestimate us. We're smarter than we look. We just can't comprehend you with that silly accent. Thanks for recognizing how cool corn is. Btw, your Statue of Liberty lady, she looks real pretty.

Sincerely,

Ohio