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Old 10-02-2006, 10:52 AM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
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Default I never thought I’d be ___ at 30.

I never thought I’d be ___ at 30.


Make 2 lists: Young kids: List what you think you’ll be at 30.
~30+: List what you are that you never thought you’d be and what you are _not_ that you expected to be.


I’ll be thirty years old in a few months and it’s looking like I’ll be a lot of things that I never thought I’d be. So to continue with the new Pills, Spills, and Bellyachin’ theme of OOT…

At 30, I never thought I’d be:

Divorced
Still Smoking Cigarettes
Not Writing
Drinking heavily
Still playing Rock and Roll
Living in the Suburbs
Not living in Washington DC
Working in an Office
Gambling
Childless

HOWEVER: the jury is still out about whether I’m disappointed or not. The 14 year old me would be bummed, but f—k him, he’s an idiot. Here’s a list of things I thought I be at 30 that I am not:

Fat
Dead
Still playing D&D in my mother’s basement
Still living in my mother’s basement
Singing passionately in a Hard Rock band
The possessor of long flowing metal locks
Broke
The father of several spoiled children
Driving a 1974 Dodge Camper van
Writing for Rolling Stone magazine (yuck!)

All in all, a mixed bag. A push: I never thought I’d be boring…
?

Don’t answer that,
--GA
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Old 10-02-2006, 10:58 AM
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Default Re: I never thought I’d be ___ at 30.

I thought I'd be at 30:
Financially well off
Married
Childless
Worldly

At 30 I actually was:
Broke
Father of a middle schooler
Single
Just getting around to finishing college
Worldly

On the plus side, I was dating a smokin' hot Asian chick with a doctorate. Pretty sure I didn't see that coming.
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Old 10-02-2006, 11:21 AM
T.J. Combo T.J. Combo is offline
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Default Re: I never thought I’d be ___ at 30.

I never thought I'd be _____ at 30.

Dead
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Old 10-02-2006, 11:30 AM
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@ 30 I think I'll be:
working and sick of it
a home owner (or bank servant, however you prefer to frame it)
married
good at poker
done playing poker
even more disagreeable than I already am
relaxed
5 years closer to death

I hope this thread alleviates my quarter life crisis instead of accentuating it. Things could go either way at this point.
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Old 10-02-2006, 11:46 AM
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Default Re: I never thought I’d be ___ at 30.

30 in two months, never thought I'd be doing something called a busto/robusto challenge.
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Old 10-02-2006, 03:28 PM
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Default Re: I never thought I’d be ___ at 30.

I'm scared of what I'll answer when I turn 30 (I'm 24, so that's a long way off, but still)
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Old 10-02-2006, 03:32 PM
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It's starting to look like jobless!
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Old 10-02-2006, 03:36 PM
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Default Re: I never thought I’d be ___ at 30.

Sat Night I was shooting pool with this women and she mentioned several times how that she was really old to be in school.

Me: "You should really stop calling yourself old."

"I bet you don't know how old I am"

"I'd rather not guess"

"I really want you to"

"You sure?"

"Yes!"

"Okay, you're 34."

"Yup, almost 35. Were you guessing high?"

"No"
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Old 10-02-2006, 03:42 PM
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30 next year. Never thought I'd be an unemployed poker player [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 10-02-2006, 04:14 PM
NajdorfDefense NajdorfDefense is offline
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Default Re: I never thought I’d be ___ at 30.

so tired and unable to drink after two nights in a row partying. Or perhaps I'm drinking more.
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