Need Halloween costume ideas for me and my 9 month pregnant wife

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Ball and Chain.

She wears a tight black shirt that show off her belly...you are connected to her by a chain that is wrapped around you or your ankle and you wear a prisoners outfit.

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This is prettty good idea. I can only assume you stole it from somewhere else.

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Nope...I'm married. Ball and chain is always the first thing that comes to mind...