Need Halloween costume ideas for me and my 9 month pregnant wife
 

I am thinking she can be a hugely pregnant Daisy Duke and I can dress up like a giant sperm. Or maybe not.

Help me OOT, you're my only hope...

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ahhaha i doubt little kids will get the idea unless you have a saw or something, maybe even a clavicle.

Re: Need Halloween costume ideas for me and my 9 month pregnant wife
 

Ball and Chain.

She wears a tight black shirt that show off her belly...you are connected to her by a chain that is wrapped around you or your ankle and you wear a prisoners outfit.

Re: Need Halloween costume ideas for me and my 9 month pregnant wife
 

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Ball and Chain.

She wears a tight black shirt that show off her belly...you are connected to her by a chain that is wrapped around you or your ankle and you wear a prisoners outfit.

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This is prettty good idea. I can only assume you stole it from somewhere else.

Re: Need Halloween costume ideas for me and my 9 month pregnant wife
 

Wear a Seattle Supersonics #40 jersey. She doesn't need a costume.

Re: Need Halloween costume ideas for me and my 9 month pregnant wife
 

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Ball and Chain.

She wears a tight black shirt that show off her belly...you are connected to her by a chain that is wrapped around you or your ankle and you wear a prisoners outfit.

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This is prettty good idea. I can only assume you stole it from somewhere else.

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Nope...I'm married. Ball and chain is always the first thing that comes to mind...

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Wear a Seattle Supersonics #40 jersey. She doesn't need a costume.

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I hope more people get this, good one.

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Priest and pregnant nun

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Make sure you wait until the last minute to get the costume, hate to have her spit that thing out and ruin the whole shebang.