i will get you laid via myspace - application/nomination thread

[snagglepuss]

my karma has been bad lately despite being overly friendly to fast-food workers. i debated on volunteering at the local childrens or homeless center, but soon realized i have zero applicable skills and do not want to be bitten by child or hobo.

so i decided i will help some struggling chap get some stank on his hang-low via the classic whore e-medium: myspace.

this thread will be the nomination/application thread for who i will put in a decent amount of effort getting laid by a woman who is relatively in the same league as that person (possibly higher!).

to apply:
first name
age
city/state
post a picture in thread
and most importantly, why you need to get laid/date.

it is not necessary you already have a myspace page, as i will make one for you, or will request permission to possibly modify an already existing one, as well as access of course to holla at women. i will also create an aim/yahoo/msn name or whatever to use "as you" once things progress.

more details forthcoming about how everything will be documented and whatnot (as to provide maximum bbv entertainment whilst avoiding trainwrecking--a delicate balance).

i will likely make the choice in a few hours so that i can get it underway while it still holds my interest, so if you wish to apply, hurry up and get at it.

and to save the quick joke:
"freaking fabulous!" or alternatively,
"will this person have sex with them, or just sleep with them?"

[snagglepuss]

also, i will have considered myself a failure if i do not get you laid by the end of this weekend.

[Triumph36]

oh man this is gonna be awesome - I'm not applying, but I eagerly await living vicariously.

btw, first line kills but you already knew that.

[Chino987]

I await TRs and developments with anticipation

[AE6]

by the end of the weekend? hot damn.

i really hope this goes down

[Nonfiction]

Please document every step and if possible MSpaint for further hilariousness. Oh and many, many pics.

[MissOt]

what do you need aim for? whats wrong with going right to the #?

[snagglepuss]

in some cases that is the way to go. in others chatting it up w/ them in real-time first is the way to go, as it is superior than myspace messages in many respects.

also, i am disappointed thus far at the lack of nominations. no one wants to sex [censored], eh?

[ed8383]

what are your myspace credentials?? you are asking for people to give you all sorts of private info yet you don't even provide any info about yourself. You haven't provided proof that you are a myspace guru yet.

[Overfloater]

is your plan to arrange some sort of gettogether where both you snaggle + girl will be, but previous you would have you mention how good/amazing your friend is in xxxxx ways, and then she arrives with you and some strings are pulled and manuvering is done, so that she is attracted to him and he doesnt [censored] up pulling her home.

becaues that would actually work