i will get you laid via myspace - application/nomination thread
 

my karma has been bad lately despite being overly friendly to fast-food workers. i debated on volunteering at the local childrens or homeless center, but soon realized i have zero applicable skills and do not want to be bitten by child or hobo.

so i decided i will help some struggling chap get some stank on his hang-low via the classic whore e-medium: myspace.

this thread will be the nomination/application thread for who i will put in a decent amount of effort getting laid by a woman who is relatively in the same league as that person (possibly higher!).

to apply:
first name
age
city/state
post a picture in thread
and most importantly, why you need to get laid/date.

it is not necessary you already have a myspace page, as i will make one for you, or will request permission to possibly modify an already existing one, as well as access of course to holla at women. i will also create an aim/yahoo/msn name or whatever to use "as you" once things progress.

more details forthcoming about how everything will be documented and whatnot (as to provide maximum bbv entertainment whilst avoiding trainwrecking--a delicate balance).

i will likely make the choice in a few hours so that i can get it underway while it still holds my interest, so if you wish to apply, hurry up and get at it.

and to save the quick joke:
"freaking fabulous!" or alternatively,
"will this person have sex with them, or just sleep with them?"

Re: i will get you laid via myspace - application/nomination thread
 

also, i will have considered myself a failure if i do not get you laid by the end of this weekend.

Re: i will get you laid via myspace - application/nomination thread
 

oh man this is gonna be awesome - I'm not applying, but I eagerly await living vicariously.

btw, first line kills but you already knew that.

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I await TRs and developments with anticipation

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by the end of the weekend? hot damn.

i really hope this goes down

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Please document every step and if possible MSpaint for further hilariousness. Oh and many, many pics.

Re: i will get you laid via myspace - application/nomination thread
 

what do you need aim for? whats wrong with going right to the #?

Re: i will get you laid via myspace - application/nomination thread
 

in some cases that is the way to go. in others chatting it up w/ them in real-time first is the way to go, as it is superior than myspace messages in many respects.

also, i am disappointed thus far at the lack of nominations. no one wants to sex [censored], eh?

Re: i will get you laid via myspace - application/nomination thread
 

this has incredible potential

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Always been interested in the myspace game, but never really attempted it. Would we get to see the transcripts of all the chat? I'll throw my name in

Name: Scott

Age: 21

City/State: Vancouver, BC

Pic:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...8/cruise52.jpg
for the record, the others are my cousins

Why?: I had a pretty good looking gf, and we broke up over a year ago. I still haven't been able to get over her. I'm fooling myself into telling myself that I love her, when in reality, I just haven't been able to replace her. I'm starting to lose grip on this reasoning as time goes on. I've banged a few uggos in the last year, and have only been with one girl who I would even consider getting to know better (turned out she was pregnant - that story is in another thread somewhere in OOT). My confidence is getting shot, and I'm getting tired of uggos (and there hasn't even been that many of them). Girls really like me once they get to know me, but I have terrible pickup game, and my group of friends aren't really much help.