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Old 04-30-2007, 06:08 PM
bigballz bigballz is offline
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Default I may run bad at poker but I run good at life

So I'm playing in a local home game that I play at every few months or so when I'm bored and sick of online, usually a 2/5NL or 1/2NL game. This game takes place in an apartment that the guy who runs the game rents out just to host the game... real nice guy... and the game is in the middle of an upper class suburb of chicago.

I get there around 7 or so, play a donkament, then hang around for cash game after. By 12:45 I'm about ready to leave so me and my 2 friends get up, cashout, ect., and leave. I had about $2k on me.

One of my friends who is more into the game than me comes up to me a few days later saying how he is worried about the guy who runs the game because his phone has been off for a few days in a row. I just brush it off, but today I get a text from the guy saying that today's game is canceled due to a medical emergeny.

I ask a regular in the game what is going on, but he wasn't there the night I played, so he calls his friend who was. Turns out at around 1am, one of the players at the table busted, left the game (secretly unlocking the door of the apartment), walked out and open the door to 3 armed black guys in ski masks who ran up, opened the door, and robbed the game while smacking a few guys in the head with their guns in the process. Everyone who was at the game was in the police station until 11am the next morning. Makes me feel not so bad about these last couple months of poker...
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Old 04-30-2007, 06:13 PM
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Default Re: I may run bad at poker but I run good at life

Why do they have to be "Black" guys?
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Old 04-30-2007, 06:14 PM
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Default Re: I may run bad at poker but I run good at life

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bc they were [censored] black, you retard.
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Old 04-30-2007, 06:16 PM
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Old 04-30-2007, 06:16 PM
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Default Re: I may run bad at poker but I run good at life

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Why do they have to be "Black" guys?

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because they were black, what would you prefer?
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Old 04-30-2007, 06:17 PM
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So I'm playing in a local home game that I play at every few months or so when I'm bored and sick of online, usually a 2/5NL or 1/2NL game. This game takes place in an apartment that the guy who runs the game rents out just to host the game... real nice guy... and the game is in the middle of an upper class suburb of chicago.

I get there around 7 or so, play a donkament, then hang around for cash game after. By 12:45 I'm about ready to leave so me and my 2 friends get up, cashout, ect., and leave. I had about $2k on me.

One of my friends who is more into the game than me comes up to me a few days later saying how he is worried about the guy who runs the game because his phone has been off for a few days in a row. I just brush it off, but today I get a text from the guy saying that today's game is canceled due to a medical emergeny.

I ask a regular in the game what is going on, but he wasn't there the night I played, so he calls his friend who was. Turns out at around 1am, one of the players at the table busted, left the game (secretly unlocking the door of the apartment), walked out and open the door to 3 armed black guys in ski masks who ran up, opened the door, and robbed the game while smacking a few guys in the head with their guns in the process. Everyone who was at the game was in the police station until 11am the next morning. Makes me feel not so bad about these last couple months of poker...

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Why do they have to be "Black" guys?

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Why do they have to be "Black" guys?

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Old 04-30-2007, 06:17 PM
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Default Re: I may run bad at poker but I run good at life

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Why do they have to be "Black" guys?

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because they were black, what would you prefer?

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I believe he'd prefer it if you used "coloreds" next time. tyvm


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Old 04-30-2007, 06:18 PM
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Why do they have to be "Black" guys?

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because they were black, what would you prefer?

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I believe he'd prefer it if you used "any race except black next time. tyvm


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Old 04-30-2007, 06:29 PM
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Default Re: I may run bad at poker but I run good at life

Would he have said "these 3 armed white guys"?
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Old 04-30-2007, 06:31 PM
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Would he have said "these 3 armed white guys"?

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probably. would it matter if he didnt? BAN
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