Program to grab my hole cards?

[Fryguy]

I frequently play in sessions with people observing me, and it would be a nice convenience to have a program that autograbs my hands as I play them and does something with them, either to an AIM conversation, or IRC.

Please note that I don't care if this has the hugest warnings in the world, is visible in taskbar, or anything. It's purely to use to save me some effort from typing hands out to friends when they are watching me, nothing else.