beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

[Jay Riall]

I got pissed a few months ago, took a massive dump in the morning and there was blood on the toilet roll. Pretty sure there was nothing else wrong with me except having to force a turd the size of a baseball bat through my butthole.

[wheelflush]

taco bell or qdoba?

[pnazari]

but cancer ftl

[bravos1]

wreck 'em rectum!

[Holybull]

[ QUOTE ]
but cancer ftl

[/ QUOTE ]



too soon?

[elcastigador]

tampons after buttsecks FTW

[ryang]

standard

[ryang]

though when i do bleed, its more just like someone scribbled a little bit with a red crayon on some tp

[99killed]

sounds like a brag to me.

[darksideofthewal]

So, who else saw southpark last week?