beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

i got home earlier from work, and becuase i was expecting having a [censored] to be really gassy i didnt want to take a [censored] at work yesterday or today becuase the only time i can go is when we have a break and they'll be a number of other guys in the toilet.

last night i was shitfaced so didnt go (i never have a [censored] when im drunk) to toilet, so when i got home tonight i finally could unleash on the toilet.

i had a massive crap, like the turd just kept coming out of my ass.

i think felt a weird sensation, like i had a huge hole in my lower stomach.

so i go to wipe my ass, and i look into the toilet bowl to see how big my turds were (they felt massive and very long so i was interested). i then see the swirls of blood in the toilet bowl water and thought '[censored], i have ripped open my [censored]'.

i then wiped and there was a noticeable amount of blood on the toilet paper. the vessel had stopped flowing once i pulled my boxer shorts and trousers up.

advice: take a dump when you need to so you do not have blood flowing out of your ass when you finally take a [censored].

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

Did you call up all your friends and tell them too?

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

advice: see a doctor. It could be some intergastronological problems that actually require serious medical attention.


your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump.

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

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your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump.

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I agree with dr. barrett

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

stop havin buttsecks

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Standard <font color="white">If you have the ghey </font>

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

pics plz

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your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump.

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actually with hemorroids (sp) sometimes it does

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TMI

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your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump.

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actually with hemorroids (sp) sometimes it does

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right, but hemroids is a condition (albeit not a very serious one). There are no magic ass-bleeds.