I HAS A GOLFIN BET

[freekie]

i got druk yesterday (ran very good at the CC game) then i decided it was time to make a +EV bet:

I am not a good golfer, my friend is a very good golfer (handycap 4 or so) we decided we are going to play nine holes with him playing a left handed golfset... I am half way decent, BBV there is NO way he is going to win this bet, RIGHT?!?!

teh costs are dinner at the expensive japanese restaurant

beat: i have to play golf
brag: i run goot in CC game
variance: kobe beef is friggin expansive