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freekie 08-21-2007 09:56 AM

I HAS A GOLFIN BET
 
i got druk yesterday (ran very good at the CC game) then i decided it was time to make a +EV bet:

I am not a good golfer, my friend is a very good golfer (handycap 4 or so) we decided we are going to play nine holes with him playing a left handed golfset... I am half way decent, BBV there is NO way he is going to win this bet, RIGHT?!?!

teh costs are dinner at the expensive japanese restaurant

beat: i have to play golf
brag: i run goot in CC game
variance: kobe beef is friggin expansive

Quagmyer 08-21-2007 09:57 AM

Re: I HAS A GOLFIN BET
 
sounds like an easy win, unless your friend is actually left handed and still beats you playing right handed lol

leturf 08-21-2007 10:14 AM

Re: I HAS A GOLFIN BET
 
its easy to play wit wrong handed golf clubs and ur friend knows it... its just a narrower face to hit the ball but if he plays of 4, he'll find it easy

gud luck lol

stinkypete 08-21-2007 12:03 PM

Re: I HAS A GOLFIN BET
 
i assume he doesn't actualy have to hit left handed.

you might have a slight edge on him on longer shots but he'll crush you around the green. i don't know how bad you are or how good he is but it sounds like you're a dog.

Mrage 08-21-2007 12:04 PM

Re: I HAS A GOLFIN BET
 
I think he is excellent w/ left handed clubs and you are getting angle shot. Plz post trip report after he rapes you

Jiganti 08-21-2007 12:08 PM

Re: I HAS A GOLFIN BET
 
Benihana's?

freekie 08-21-2007 01:19 PM

Re: I HAS A GOLFIN BET
 
he has to play golf like a left handed person golfs, that is REALLY unnatural... I can play a little above par if I concentrate, but ill probably be drunk when we attempt this bet [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

GTBMuckface 08-21-2007 03:18 PM

Re: I HAS A GOLFIN BET
 
since when is golfing a beat??

1o BoY 08-21-2007 03:32 PM

Re: I HAS A GOLFIN BET
 
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teh costs are dinner at the expensive japanese restaurant



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Nice!

fummi 08-21-2007 03:44 PM

Re: I HAS A GOLFIN BET
 
dude, break is arms so that he cant play and make it look like an accident!


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