Biggest Celebrity Tool of All Time - Nominations thread

[Dominic]

El D's Steven Seagal's thread got me to thinking...who's the biggest Celebrity Tool of all-time?

I think some qualifications are in order:

Said celebrity must take himself much more seriously than the general public does.

His/Her talent-toolness ratio must be wide. For example, Eddie Murphy might be a huge tool, but he's so damn talented we don't care. Whereas, David Hasslehoff definitely qualifies.

The Celebrity Tool must have had some real success. So Kevin Federline does not count.

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My nomination, and the inspiration for this thread:

[Blarg]

Damn you beat me to it Dom!!

[DoubleTwentyOne]

How did Flava Flav not qualify?

[WayAbvPar]

[GambleGamble]

Eddie Murphy - his singing career or lack thereof needs to at least qualify...wassup wassup wassup with you?

My nomination Bono

[djoyce003]

does it have to be a dude? If not

[miajag]

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How did Flava Flav not qualify?

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Whatever he did in the past, he completely redeemed himself with that Miller Lite courtroom commercial.

[WayAbvPar]

This is fun. There are so many douchebag celebs to nominate.

[JasonK]

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The Celebrity Tool must have had some real success. So Kevin Federline does not count.


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I'd say banging Brittney is a success.

I'll nominate Rosanne Arnold-Barr-Whatever her name is now.

[Elevens]

Take your pick.