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Re: 10 Turnoffs That Make Good Guys Wave Goodbye
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11) Batshit Insane Bitch: She was raped, molested, slept with 350 guys, a meth addict, a recovered meth addict, an alcoholic, a recovering alcoholic, and a pothead. By the age of 15. Her head is such a scrambled mess that blowing her brains out with a shotgun with be a step towards organization. Guys have to take out the garbage twice a week as it is, they don't need to be in a relationship with a human full of it, too. Nope. I'm not bitter. [/ QUOTE ] 12) Valerie the Virgin: On the first date says you need to "declare your everlasting love for her" before giving it up. |
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I think numbers 1-100 involved the girl being fat or not attractive, but that might just be me. [/ QUOTE ] It ain't just you. |
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I must be doing pretty well. I've only gone on dates w/ Donna and Gina.
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11) Batshit Insane Bitch: She was raped, molested, slept with 350 guys, a meth addict, a recovered meth addict, an alcoholic, a recovering alcoholic, and a pothead. By the age of 15. Her head is such a scrambled mess that blowing her brains out with a shotgun with be a step towards organization. Guys have to take out the garbage twice a week as it is, they don't need to be in a relationship with a human full of it, too. Great call. Met her the other night at a concert, well, had met her before. She looked alot like Kennedy the MTV vj, with alot more tattoos. I was madly attracted to her. Actually we had met once before, she rememebered meeting me, but couldn't remember where we met. Asked if I was married, had a girlfriend, came on strong. She would have been alot of fun for about two or three hours, then weeks of nightmares and a restraining order. I'm old, a few years ago I would have jumped on it, now, not so much. |
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