Searching " Poker Players Paradise"...

[upupandaway]

Hi folks,
I am an optimistic guy and I am searching for the Poker Players Paradise on our planet and I am sure it exists anywhere out there...
What I am looking for is the following:
- legal online gambling (poker and sports betting)
- reliable internet connection
- no tax on winnings
- low costs of living and real estate
- good location regarding weather and world peace wise
- place with beautiful women, who are honest and friendly [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
- good connection to the rest of the world via airplane
- good healthcare
- American / European satellite TV available
- English / Spanish / German as widely common languages

So you have a small catalogue of my dreams and wishes...I already looked up in the Internet, but without great success.

Maybe someone can help...free invitations guaranteed to the PARADISE [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

upupandaway!!