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#31
07-09-2007, 10:11 PM
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Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
Well, I'm happy I'm not winning this thread.
[ QUOTE ] srsly, the best cure for what ails you guys is to grin, bear, and stick your dick into something. [/ QUOTE ] It doesn't count if A. That something is your hand or B. She calls the cops on you. [ QUOTE ] I don't think it's depressing. If it's been 23 years you've obviously chosen to do so. There's nothing depressing about that. [/ QUOTE ] lol 
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#32
07-09-2007, 10:19 PM
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Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
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[ QUOTE ] 3 years- you are officially a born again virgin 4 years- you are officially bi-curious 5 years- you are officially gay 6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends. [/ QUOTE ] Where's my free hooker? [/ QUOTE ] wheres your friends?
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#33
07-09-2007, 10:24 PM
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Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
ehh been about 3 months, its getting rough but its so much harder back home than at school, sometimes i wish, like a few friends i had never had sex, and then i come to my senses
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#35
07-09-2007, 11:06 PM
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Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
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But how many times have you masturbated in 6 years? [/ QUOTE ] at least 365 * 6.
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#36
07-09-2007, 11:13 PM
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Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
Longest drought was 18 years. Since then (I'm 23 this month) it's been about a month between times and that includes my ex-gf being abroad for 7 months (I couldn't hold back)
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#37
07-09-2007, 11:30 PM
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Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
This is silly. You can only start counting at a reasonable age. I.e., I first started trying to bang girls at 15. It was 4 years before I finally got my [censored] together and did the deed. So, my longest is 4. Other than that, I am in long dist relationship where I might have to go a month or two here in there. That [censored] drives me nuts.
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#38
07-09-2007, 11:38 PM
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Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
These droughts are so lame. I had a drought of 8 years between the first and second girl. You know how like when you quit smoking for a few months and then that first cigarette back feels so amazing? Getting laid is nothing like that. The best part about it was just breaking the streak.
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#40
07-09-2007, 11:50 PM
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Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 3 years- you are officially a born again virgin 4 years- you are officially bi-curious 5 years- you are officially gay 6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends. [/ QUOTE ] Where's my free hooker? [/ QUOTE ] wheres your friends? [/ QUOTE ] lol i knew i would get this reply out of somebody. apparently they aren't on the internets all day like me. they must be having sex or something cool like that.
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