worst life beat ever

[hoyasaxa]

before anyone asks, yes, this post is 100% serious.
I already gave a report of my trip to DC for the weekend to visit my buddies. I did not mention the raunchy unprotected sex I had with a girl I kind of liked since high school.

Fast forward till today, friday. After my jiu jitsu class, I go to take a piss, and it burns. Its like my piss is [censored] fire. I call up a doctor cousin of mine, and he pretty quickly diagnosed me with nongonococcal urethritis.

So I have an STD. Great.

What makes it worse is that I really liked this girl for a long time. Her name is vanessa, and shes pretty easily a 9. I almost put up a brag post but thought I would spare you all my sexual escapades.

So now the question is, do I see her again? or no?