worst life beat ever
 

before anyone asks, yes, this post is 100% serious.
I already gave a report of my trip to DC for the weekend to visit my buddies. I did not mention the raunchy unprotected sex I had with a girl I kind of liked since high school.

Fast forward till today, friday. After my jiu jitsu class, I go to take a piss, and it burns. Its like my piss is [censored] fire. I call up a doctor cousin of mine, and he pretty quickly diagnosed me with nongonococcal urethritis.

So I have an STD. Great.

What makes it worse is that I really liked this girl for a long time. Her name is vanessa, and shes pretty easily a 9. I almost put up a brag post but thought I would spare you all my sexual escapades.

So now the question is, do I see her again? or no?

Re: worst life beat ever
 

high school 9 = definite [censored]/STD motherload

Re: worst life beat ever
 

well u have it already now u might as well do it as much as poss

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well u have it already now u might as well do it as much as poss

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well u have it already now u might as well go around and try to pozz everyone else

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I say yes but make sure she knows she's got something and to take some pills or something to fix it

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sucks ass for you wow, i have no sympathy for you at all, if you're too stupid to wear a condom you deserve it

Re: worst life beat ever
 

there are worse life beats than this buddy, u [censored] a hot chick and got an infection, oh well, if it's cureable then this is hardly a beat

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my cousin is a doctor and got me the pills asap.
i cannot describe how badly this hurts. I dont know how im going to get to sleep tonight..
I love how the only no vote was me btw

Re: worst life beat ever
 

plz to be changing op's title to pozzed