Wiping my ass.

Frinkenstein · #1 06-13-2006, 03:59 PM

Ok, this may seem like a troll post (due to my low post count and the gross nature of this post) but I swear it's not. I am looking for serious answers...

The situation:
When I use the bathroom and take a dump, I often find that my crap comes out in a continuous tube and doesn't pinch off properly... Thus, when I wipe my butt it makes a big mess and takes lots of toilet paper to get it clean. It's kinda gross. It doesn't seem to be diahrea as it's not all that watery and gross, but it's obviously coming out softer than normal.

Anyway, this didn't used to happen nearly as often as it seems to these days.

I'm wondering what could be causing this problem? Diet? Bowel problems? Stomach problems? Other???

I did some poking around on the internet, but couldn't find an answer to my problem... I didn't know anywhere else (besides a doctor I guess) to go with this problem.

OK, seriously, this is not a troll post. I promise. Try to keep the flaming to a minimum.

Thanks, in advance, for any help.

edfurlong · #2 06-13-2006, 04:00 PM

Eat fiber.

A few veggies a day won't hurt you.

Empty_House · #3 06-13-2006, 04:01 PM

Consult an expert.

#4 06-13-2006, 04:02 PM

Fibre. You're getting old. Drink metamucil or something.

guids · #5 06-13-2006, 04:02 PM

Definetly diet. Eat fiber, and veggies.

Frinkenstein · #6 06-13-2006, 04:07 PM

Hmm, yeah, I thought about fiber but wasn't too sure. Also, I thought my diet probably had enough fiber in it since I eat a fair amount of subway and only eat whole wheat bread products. Vector for breakfast every day... But, that could be the solution...

Let's say my diet hasn't changed much in the past few years (it hasn't)... Is there something that would cause this change in my bowel movements? Does getting older have an effect? I'm 26 now.

Empty_House · #7 06-13-2006, 04:08 PM

Pessimist. I see this as an opportunity to find cool shapes on your toilet paper, much like clouds in the sky.

Greenfield · #8 06-13-2006, 04:21 PM

Pics of toilet paper please.

StevieG · #9 06-13-2006, 04:24 PM

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Pics of toilet paper please.

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This thread is just fine without pics.

And even the wheat bread at Subway might be too refined to be a good source of fibre.

Try nuts, beans, potato skins, vegetables, fruit with skin.

Empty_House · #10 06-13-2006, 04:25 PM

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Pics of toilet paper please.

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This thread is just fine without pics.

And even the wheat bread at Subway might be too refined to be a good source of fibre.

Try nuts, beans, potato skins, vegetables, fruit with skin.

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Did you just use the words "subway" and "refined" in the same sentence?