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Frinkenstein 06-13-2006 03:59 PM

Wiping my ass.
 
Ok, this may seem like a troll post (due to my low post count and the gross nature of this post) but I swear it's not. I am looking for serious answers...

The situation:
When I use the bathroom and take a dump, I often find that my crap comes out in a continuous tube and doesn't pinch off properly... Thus, when I wipe my butt it makes a big mess and takes lots of toilet paper to get it clean. It's kinda gross. It doesn't seem to be diahrea as it's not all that watery and gross, but it's obviously coming out softer than normal.

Anyway, this didn't used to happen nearly as often as it seems to these days.

I'm wondering what could be causing this problem? Diet? Bowel problems? Stomach problems? Other???

I did some poking around on the internet, but couldn't find an answer to my problem... I didn't know anywhere else (besides a doctor I guess) to go with this problem.

OK, seriously, this is not a troll post. I promise. Try to keep the flaming to a minimum.

Thanks, in advance, for any help.

edfurlong 06-13-2006 04:00 PM

Re: Wiping my ass.
 
Eat fiber.

A few veggies a day won't hurt you.

Empty_House 06-13-2006 04:01 PM

Re: Wiping my ass.
 
Consult an expert.

06-13-2006 04:02 PM

Re: Wiping my ass.
 
Fibre. You're getting old. Drink metamucil or something.

guids 06-13-2006 04:02 PM

Re: Wiping my ass.
 
Definetly diet. Eat fiber, and veggies.

Frinkenstein 06-13-2006 04:07 PM

Re: Wiping my ass.
 
Hmm, yeah, I thought about fiber but wasn't too sure. Also, I thought my diet probably had enough fiber in it since I eat a fair amount of subway and only eat whole wheat bread products. Vector for breakfast every day... But, that could be the solution...

Let's say my diet hasn't changed much in the past few years (it hasn't)... Is there something that would cause this change in my bowel movements? Does getting older have an effect? I'm 26 now.

Empty_House 06-13-2006 04:08 PM

Re: Wiping my ass.
 
Pessimist. I see this as an opportunity to find cool shapes on your toilet paper, much like clouds in the sky.

Greenfield 06-13-2006 04:21 PM

Re: Wiping my ass.
 
Pics of toilet paper please.

StevieG 06-13-2006 04:24 PM

Re: Wiping my ass.
 
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Pics of toilet paper please.

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This thread is just fine without pics.

And even the wheat bread at Subway might be too refined to be a good source of fibre.

Try nuts, beans, potato skins, vegetables, fruit with skin.

Empty_House 06-13-2006 04:25 PM

Re: Wiping my ass.
 
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Pics of toilet paper please.

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This thread is just fine without pics.

And even the wheat bread at Subway might be too refined to be a good source of fibre.

Try nuts, beans, potato skins, vegetables, fruit with skin.

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Did you just use the words "subway" and "refined" in the same sentence?


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