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Old 09-17-2007, 11:53 AM
vhawk01 vhawk01 is offline
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So, I live in an apartment building with my girlfriend. I wake up this morning at ~9:30 to someone pounding on my front door, like just going to town on it. I get up to see who it is, and its this maintenence guy. He wants to check for a gas leak because apparently you can smell gas on my entire floor. Now that he mentions it, yeah, it smells like gas pretty significantly. So I open the door and tell him to search away, and go back to bed (I'm not smart?). He yells for me to come out to the kitchen, where 3 of the 4 burners are turned on to about halfway, i.e. gas is coming out and they aren't lit. WTF is that? There is a 0% chance that my girlfriend cooked anything this morning, and we havent used the stove-top in at least a week. And we would never use 3 out of 4 burners, we aren't exactly gourmet chefs. How do 3 burners get turned halfway on at the same time on accident? Is there any explanation other than girlfriend is going to blow me up and start a new life in Mexico?
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Old 09-17-2007, 11:56 AM
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pics of girlfriend plz
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Old 09-17-2007, 11:56 AM
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pics of girlfriend plz

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If its confirmed she is trying to kill me, pics will be provided.
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Old 09-17-2007, 11:59 AM
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Are you serious?
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Old 09-17-2007, 12:00 PM
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Are you serious?

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I am 100% serious, and wondering if there is some obvious explanation I'm not thinking of.
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Old 09-17-2007, 12:01 PM
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FWIW, the maintenence guys have keys to all the apartments and occasionally do enter them, although they give us a heads up a few days in advance. To my knowledge, none of them have been in the apartment in weeks.
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Old 09-17-2007, 12:03 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Someone trying to poison me?

OJ Simpson says it couldn't've been him, he was in prison.
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Old 09-17-2007, 12:05 PM
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Girlfriend trying to kill you seems favorite at this time.

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Old 09-17-2007, 12:17 PM
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There is no explanation other than your girlfriend is trying to kill you. Do you smoke?
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Old 09-17-2007, 12:19 PM
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There is no explanation other than your girlfriend is trying to kill you. Do you smoke?

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Perhaps it was very cold and windy, and she lit the gas to keep warm and then the wind blew it out [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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