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07-19-2006, 05:00 AM
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Chump tries to convince me to install \"Poker Calculator\" - Response?
Cliff's notes: some IRC chump wants me to install poker "calculator" software on my PC. Obviously, I won't.
This is happening real-time. Any smart arse comments/entertaining things I should do with him? [18:49] <aujoz> yep [18:49] <nutella_> im trying to set mine up now [18:50] <nutella_> haveing problems with the passport bit but [18:50] <nutella_> number wont fit in the box [18:50] <aujoz> what're you trying to set up? [18:50] <nutella_> register account [18:50] <nutella_> on party poker money [18:50] <aujoz> you need a passport for that? [18:50] <nutella_> yea i do [18:50] <aujoz> i didn't [18:50] <nutella_> you not have that problem? [18:50] <nutella_> oh [18:51] <nutella_> i think you need that or driving license [18:51] <nutella_> oh and whats that haywired thing that got leaked [18:51] <aujoz> dunno what haywired is [18:51] <nutella_> calculates the odds , friend says that if you play a lot of games with it you always win in the end [18:51] <nutella_> u already have it? [18:51] <nutella_> oh [18:52] <aujoz> no [18:52] <nutella_> im going to play a load of games with it when i get this fixed [18:52] <aujoz> i just use a pattern mapper [18:52] <nutella_> well based on your cards and other variables its ment to be highly accurate i have heard [18:52] <nutella_> is way this works [18:52] <aujoz> i use a pattern mapper [18:52] <nutella_> it does what u can do manually in ur head [18:52] <aujoz> it tells me what cards are likely to come [18:52] <aujoz> based on the cards already revealed [18:52] <aujoz> and the order that they're dealt [18:52] <nutella_> if you want to take extra 20 seconds for each hand [18:53] <nutella_> oh [18:53] <nutella_> that work on party poker? [18:53] <aujoz> yeah [18:53] <nutella_> i thought that the order would be random [18:53] <aujoz> that's what i use [18:53] <aujoz> it's random to the human [18:53] <aujoz> but because the random numbers are generated by a computer [18:53] <nutella_> http://www.haywired.com/holdem/PokerPROz_.zip [18:53] <nutella_> theres the variable one [18:53] <aujoz> using reverse engineering, you can decode it [18:53] <nutella_> oh [18:54] <nutella_> i thought [18:54] <nutella_> the actual generating process [18:54] <nutella_> would occur on a server your not directly linked to [18:54] <nutella_> so that couldnt happen [18:54] <aujoz> that's true [18:54] <aujoz> all computer random number generators need a seed number [18:54] <aujoz> which is typically based on the system clock [18:54] <aujoz> so, by looking at the cards dealt [18:54] <nutella_> they have a very advanced algorithm i thought [18:55] <aujoz> yes [18:55] <nutella_> does it work well for you? [18:55] <aujoz> but i have a mate who works for party poker [18:55] <nutella_> he wouldnt have access to the source code though ? [18:56] <aujoz> he does if he helped write it - nutella_ is ~dopE@m116.net81-67-39.noos.fr * dcom nutella_ on #poker #nolimitpoker nutella_ using loyalty.ix.us.dal.net DALnet IX Client Server nutella_ End of /WHOIS list. - [18:57] <nutella_> they would probably make them code it on site [18:57] <nutella_> and only allow each person access to the module they work on 
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#2
07-19-2006, 05:29 AM
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Re: Chump tries to convince me to install \"Poker Calculator\" - Response?
[19:01] <nutella_> aujos
[19:01] <aujoz> yeah? [19:02] <nutella_> u work for the government? [19:02] <nutella_> or microsoft [19:02] <aujoz> government [19:02] <nutella_> which 1 [19:02] <aujoz> federal [19:02] <aujoz> how you know? [19:03] <nutella_> the muffin man told me [19:03] <nutella_> what country ? [19:03] <aujoz> australian [19:04] <nutella_> 125 is used by a lot of government [19:04] <aujoz> 125 what? [19:04] <nutella_> Host : 125.209.173.166 [19:04] <nutella_> Result : Succeeded [19:04] <nutella_> Country : Proxy:80 / Australia [19:04] <nutella_> Code : AU [19:04] <nutella_> State (US only) : [19:04] <nutella_> Entries : 0 [19:04] <nutella_> IP Address : 125.209.173.166 [19:04] <nutella_> Host Name : static-125-209-173-166.nsw.veridas.net [19:04] <aujoz> oh [19:05] <nutella_> can you host your program [19:06] <aujoz> what program? [19:06] <nutella_> poker 1 [19:07] <aujoz> yeah [19:07] <aujoz> runs fine [19:07] <nutella_> yes can you send me it [19:07] <aujoz> no wucking forries [19:07] <aujoz> i'll email you the link [19:07] <nutella_> can you send me link here? [19:08] <aujoz> it needs more info [19:08] <aujoz> it's like a page and a half of installation info [19:08] <nutella_> ? [19:09] <nutella_> put it all in 1 file [19:09] <nutella_> and zip it [19:09] <aujoz> too hard [19:09] <aujoz> i'm 8-tabling at the moment [19:10] <aujoz> besides [19:10] <aujoz> i don't want it spread far [19:10] <aujoz> my mate might get fired [19:10] <nutella_> why would i spread it [19:10] <aujoz> dunno [19:10] <nutella_> more $ for me [19:10] <aujoz> you could sell it [19:10] <nutella_> if i dont [19:11] <nutella_> no if it worked it would be more valuable [19:11] <nutella_> private [19:12] <aujoz> exactly [19:13] <aujoz> that's why i don't want to spread it [19:13] <nutella_> yea i wont [19:18] <nutella_> set it up after ur games [19:26] <aujoz> sure
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07-19-2006, 05:48 AM
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Re: Chump tries to convince me to install \"Poker Calculator\" - Respons
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