Chump tries to convince me to install \"Poker Calculator\" - Response?
 

Cliff's notes: some IRC chump wants me to install poker "calculator" software on my PC. Obviously, I won't.

This is happening real-time. Any smart arse comments/entertaining things I should do with him?

[18:49] <aujoz> yep
[18:49] <nutella_> im trying to set mine up now
[18:50] <nutella_> haveing problems with the passport bit but
[18:50] <nutella_> number wont fit in the box
[18:50] <aujoz> what're you trying to set up?
[18:50] <nutella_> register account
[18:50] <nutella_> on party poker money
[18:50] <aujoz> you need a passport for that?
[18:50] <nutella_> yea i do
[18:50] <aujoz> i didn't
[18:50] <nutella_> you not have that problem?
[18:50] <nutella_> oh
[18:51] <nutella_> i think you need that or driving license
[18:51] <nutella_> oh and whats that haywired thing that got leaked
[18:51] <aujoz> dunno what haywired is
[18:51] <nutella_> calculates the odds , friend says that if you play a lot of games with it you always win in the end
[18:51] <nutella_> u already have it?
[18:51] <nutella_> oh
[18:52] <aujoz> no
[18:52] <nutella_> im going to play a load of games with it when i get this fixed
[18:52] <aujoz> i just use a pattern mapper
[18:52] <nutella_> well based on your cards and other variables its ment to be highly accurate i have heard
[18:52] <nutella_> is way this works
[18:52] <aujoz> i use a pattern mapper
[18:52] <nutella_> it does what u can do manually in ur head
[18:52] <aujoz> it tells me what cards are likely to come
[18:52] <aujoz> based on the cards already revealed
[18:52] <aujoz> and the order that they're dealt
[18:52] <nutella_> if you want to take extra 20 seconds for each hand
[18:53] <nutella_> oh
[18:53] <nutella_> that work on party poker?
[18:53] <aujoz> yeah
[18:53] <nutella_> i thought that the order would be random
[18:53] <aujoz> that's what i use
[18:53] <aujoz> it's random to the human
[18:53] <aujoz> but because the random numbers are generated by a computer
[18:53] <nutella_> http://www.haywired.com/holdem/PokerPROz_.zip
[18:53] <nutella_> theres the variable one
[18:53] <aujoz> using reverse engineering, you can decode it
[18:53] <nutella_> oh
[18:54] <nutella_> i thought
[18:54] <nutella_> the actual generating process
[18:54] <nutella_> would occur on a server your not directly linked to
[18:54] <nutella_> so that couldnt happen
[18:54] <aujoz> that's true
[18:54] <aujoz> all computer random number generators need a seed number
[18:54] <aujoz> which is typically based on the system clock
[18:54] <aujoz> so, by looking at the cards dealt
[18:54] <nutella_> they have a very advanced algorithm i thought
[18:55] <aujoz> yes
[18:55] <nutella_> does it work well for you?
[18:55] <aujoz> but i have a mate who works for party poker
[18:55] <nutella_> he wouldnt have access to the source code though ?
[18:56] <aujoz> he does if he helped write it
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[18:57] <nutella_> they would probably make them code it on site
[18:57] <nutella_> and only allow each person access to the module they work on

Re: Chump tries to convince me to install \"Poker Calculator\" - Response?
 

[19:01] <nutella_> aujos
[19:01] <aujoz> yeah?
[19:02] <nutella_> u work for the government?
[19:02] <nutella_> or microsoft
[19:02] <aujoz> government
[19:02] <nutella_> which 1
[19:02] <aujoz> federal
[19:02] <aujoz> how you know?
[19:03] <nutella_> the muffin man told me
[19:03] <nutella_> what country ?
[19:03] <aujoz> australian
[19:04] <nutella_> 125 is used by a lot of government
[19:04] <aujoz> 125 what?
[19:04] <nutella_> Host : 125.209.173.166
[19:04] <nutella_> Result : Succeeded
[19:04] <nutella_> Country : Proxy:80 / Australia
[19:04] <nutella_> Code : AU
[19:04] <nutella_> State (US only) :
[19:04] <nutella_> Entries : 0
[19:04] <nutella_> IP Address : 125.209.173.166
[19:04] <nutella_> Host Name : static-125-209-173-166.nsw.veridas.net
[19:04] <aujoz> oh
[19:05] <nutella_> can you host your program
[19:06] <aujoz> what program?
[19:06] <nutella_> poker 1
[19:07] <aujoz> yeah
[19:07] <aujoz> runs fine
[19:07] <nutella_> yes can you send me it
[19:07] <aujoz> no wucking forries
[19:07] <aujoz> i'll email you the link
[19:07] <nutella_> can you send me link here?
[19:08] <aujoz> it needs more info
[19:08] <aujoz> it's like a page and a half of installation info
[19:08] <nutella_> ?
[19:09] <nutella_> put it all in 1 file
[19:09] <nutella_> and zip it
[19:09] <aujoz> too hard
[19:09] <aujoz> i'm 8-tabling at the moment
[19:10] <aujoz> besides
[19:10] <aujoz> i don't want it spread far
[19:10] <aujoz> my mate might get fired
[19:10] <nutella_> why would i spread it
[19:10] <aujoz> dunno
[19:10] <nutella_> more $ for me
[19:10] <aujoz> you could sell it
[19:10] <nutella_> if i dont
[19:11] <nutella_> no if it worked it would be more valuable
[19:11] <nutella_> private
[19:12] <aujoz> exactly
[19:13] <aujoz> that's why i don't want to spread it
[19:13] <nutella_> yea i wont
[19:18] <nutella_> set it up after ur games
[19:26] <aujoz> sure

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