help me name my character

Dominic · #1 07-14-2007, 07:54 PM

writing a book. lead character is a former male porn star, known for the size of his tally whacker, who is now a third-rate private investigator. (Hey, I write what I know). Title of the book is Private Dick.

I'm having trouble coming up with his former porn name, though. It should have something to do with his, er, talent.

So give me your best shot, OOT!

Duke · #2 07-14-2007, 07:55 PM

[censored] McWeinerlong

meleader2 · #3 07-14-2007, 07:55 PM

Dick.

kagame · #4 07-14-2007, 07:55 PM

Wally Festus

pergesu · #5 07-14-2007, 07:56 PM

Moby Morriss

guids · #6 07-14-2007, 07:59 PM

Holden Macjock

Johnny Cockaroo

Zefa · #7 07-14-2007, 08:03 PM

Whally Tacker

Richard

Quids

GambleGamble · #8 07-14-2007, 08:04 PM

Bone Johnson

willie · #9 07-14-2007, 08:05 PM

david longfellow

or

Wally Jigglenuts.

bobman0330 · #10 07-14-2007, 08:07 PM

Miles Long