help me name my character
 

writing a book. lead character is a former male porn star, known for the size of his tally whacker, who is now a third-rate private investigator. (Hey, I write what I know). Title of the book is Private Dick.

I'm having trouble coming up with his former porn name, though. It should have something to do with his, er, talent.

So give me your best shot, OOT!

Re: help me name my character
 

[censored] McWeinerlong

Re: help me name my character
 

Dick.

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Wally Festus

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Moby Morriss

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Holden Macjock

Johnny Cockaroo

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Whally Tacker

Richard

Quids

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Bone Johnson

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david longfellow

or

Wally Jigglenuts.

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Miles Long