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Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
Tell her it's teh herp... and that's it's all good cuz you gots you some Valtrex.
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#32
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Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
uiowahottie?
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#33
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uiowahottie? [/ QUOTE ] hawt...i think. |
#34
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Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
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I like how you had unprotected sex with some broad ( who left your wang bleeding, then stuffed it up inside her, guaranteeing that if she had an STI you'd get it) and what you're worried about is the girl you're in a relationship with is gonna see some scratches. I'm betting she planned the whole thing to pozz you. Get checked out soon bro. At least I'm assuming it was unprotected, because otherwise the condom would be shredded, no? Get checked. [/ QUOTE ] QFMFT. Seriously, you're just begging to get an STI here. I'd be on the way to the clinic pronto. |
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lost soul?
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Wait, is this GA? [/ QUOTE ] haha, no why would I use a gimmick ever to post my nonsense at this point? <font color="white"> It's me obv </font> |
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Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
That you experimented with beastiality with a wolverine (not cheating if it's an animal, ldo) and it didn't go too well.
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Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
Just tell her you were pumping a hole you cut into a pineapple and got scratched. Everybody does it; she's probably wondering why you're the only boyfriend she's had who never confessed to it before.
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Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
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[ QUOTE ] I like how you had unprotected sex with some broad ( who left your wang bleeding, then stuffed it up inside her, guaranteeing that if she had an STI you'd get it) and what you're worried about is the girl you're in a relationship with is gonna see some scratches. I'm betting she planned the whole thing to pozz you. Get checked out soon bro. At least I'm assuming it was unprotected, because otherwise the condom would be shredded, no? Get checked. [/ QUOTE ] QFMFT. Seriously, you're just begging to get an STI here. I'd be on the way to the clinic pronto. [/ QUOTE ] Whats the matter with you nits, no gamble in you? |
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