How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
 

Brag: Sexing cute big breasted girl
Beat: Girl gets rowdy and slices up my dick with her nails

So, midsex there was a slipout, and she reached to stick it back in and left three 6 to 10 inch bleeding scratches along the shaft (ok maybe cm). So, how do I explain this to the girl who didn't disfigure me?

BTW, this isn't cheating per se. I'm not in a serious/exclusive relationship with other girl and wouldn't have felt bad about this, but I obviously don't want her to know about it.

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Also, $5 on stars if you guess whose gimmick this is.

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Brag: Sexing cute big breasted girl
Beat: Girl gets rowdy and slices up my dick with her nails

So, midsex there was a slipout, and she reached to stick it back in and left three 6 to 10 inch bleeding scratches along the shaft (ok maybe cm). So, how do I explain this to the girl who didn't disfigure me?

BTW, this isn't cheating per se. I'm not in a serious/exclusive relationship with other girl and wouldn't have felt bad about this, but I obviously don't want her to know about it.

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Tell her you're on the rag>No sex for 5 days>wounds heal enough to hide.

That or be a man and tell the girl that you're not in a real relationship with that she's not the only one.

Your call really.

Cody

Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
 

have fun "adventures" with her where you nail her outside in dark places - keep the lights out. Put polysporin (topical ointment) on your dick before you go to sleep.

Or just claim you had a freak accident with a crazd dog on your way out of the shower.

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Brag: Sexing cute big breasted girl
Beat: Girl gets rowdy and slices up my dick with her nails

So, midsex there was a slipout, and she reached to stick it back in and left three 6 to 10 inch bleeding scratches along the shaft (ok maybe cm). So, how do I explain this to the girl who didn't disfigure me?

BTW, this isn't cheating per se. I'm not in a serious/exclusive relationship with other girl and wouldn't have felt bad about this, but I obviously don't want her to know about it.

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Tell her you're on the rag>No sex for 5 days>wounds heal enough to hide.

That or be a man and tell the girl that you're not in a real relationship with that she's not the only one.

Your call really.

Cody

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She knows what it is...but that doesn't mean I want to tell her about the [censored] details.

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Brag: Sexing cute big breasted girl
Beat: Girl gets rowdy and slices up my dick with her nails

So, midsex there was a slipout, and she reached to stick it back in and left three 6 to 10 inch bleeding scratches along the shaft (ok maybe cm). So, how do I explain this to the girl who didn't disfigure me?

BTW, this isn't cheating per se. I'm not in a serious/exclusive relationship with other girl and wouldn't have felt bad about this, but I obviously don't want her to know about it.

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Tell her you're on the rag>No sex for 5 days>wounds heal enough to hide.

That or be a man and tell the girl that you're not in a real relationship with that she's not the only one.

Your call really.

Cody

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She knows what it is...but that doesn't mean I want to tell her about the [censored] details.

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Ahh, my fault. In that case, yeah neosporin is your best friend, apply liberally. Tell her you pulled a muscle or something to buy you a few days.

Cody

Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
 

Gildwulf ia that you?

Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?
 

nobody has asked why this big breasted fatto went catwoman on his dick?

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I would be really pissed if a girl did this. How much does a scratch on your dick hurt?

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I like how you had unprotected sex with some broad ( who left your wang bleeding, then stuffed it up inside her, guaranteeing that if she had an STI you'd get it) and what you're worried about is the girl you're in a relationship with is gonna see some scratches.

I'm betting she planned the whole thing to pozz you. Get checked out soon bro.

At least I'm assuming it was unprotected, because otherwise the condom would be shredded, no?

Get checked.