Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread

[ScottieK]

Brag: Jones-Drew, P. Rivers, and Housh gave me one of my best weeks ever....and my opponent didn't start anyone, some weird idea to improve his playoff spot by avoiding someone else's team in the first round.

Bitch: I'm not making the playoffs anyways.

ScottieK

[Drew16]

Brag: Hasselbeck and Fitz

Bitch: benching reggie bush thanks to 2p2s voting also not playing T. Glenn.

[gusmahler]

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Brag: Willie Parker breaks out with 200+ yards rushing and a TD, scoring 27 points.

Bitch: Because of his poor performance the last two weeks, I benched him.

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Did you notice that he was playing Cleveland this week? Did you realize he played Baltimore last week?

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My brilliant thought process: Parker has a good matchup against CLE. But my former bench warmer, Cedric Houston of NYJ, has an even better matchup against BUF.

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Wow - this is bad.


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Yeah, I know. Luckily, the playoff games are each two week contests. So I can rectify the mistake next week (assuming Parker has a good matchup, I actually don't know.) And you never know, Houston scored 20+ last week and has a better matchup this week.

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Bitch: Houston only scored 5 points.

Brag: Everyone else had a monster week for me (Jones-Drew, Housh, Vince Young were my main guys, but everyone, even those on my bench, had a great week.

Brag: After 3 consecutive weeks scoring 64 or fewer, I score 123.

Brag: My opponent only scored 60. (though he has a kicker for tonight's game).

It's a two week playoff, but I already have a huge lead.

[capone0]

I thought the same thing in a Rotisserie League in Baseball (I know way different league) in the title game. I had an 11-1 lead. After the 2nd week, I lose 10-2 ^^. It hurt so bad, this was my first Yahoo Rotisserie League, I thought it was over after the first and I got painted the 2nd week.

[gusmahler]

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I thought the same thing in a Rotisserie League in Baseball (I know way different league) in the title game. I had an 11-1 lead. After the 2nd week, I lose 10-2 ^^. It hurt so bad, this was my first Yahoo Rotisserie League, I thought it was over after the first and I got painted the 2nd week.

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If you scored 11 + 2 and your opponent scored 1 + 10, how did you lose?

BTW, I am by no means counting my chickens. I've scored as few as 43 points in a week. Others have scored as many as 150+ per week. I'm definitely not out of the woods yet.

[purplePPLeater]

Brag: Brees, LT, Jones-Drew, Shockey, TO.

I won by more than 100 points.

[His Boy Elroy]

Brag?

I need Marc Bulger + Isaac Bruce to score more than 4 points in my yahoo league, and I make the playoffs. I started the year with three straight losses.

[azaycriz]

Brag: Miami D, Antonio Gates;

I lead much feared opponent 118-50 even though he has Brady, D-Jax, Crumpler, Addai, Gore, SA, J. Lewis (bench), and San Diego D on the roster. Muhsin Muhammad needs to score 69 for him tonight.

[MikeyPatriot]

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Brag: I'm up 59-50. Win = I go to the playoffs.

Beat: Villain has Bears D and I have Muhammad going tomorrow night. Lose and I'll need some help getting in (which I may end up getting).

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Moose touchdown just now should secure my win, as long as the Bears D doesn't go robusto.

EDIT: With Thomas Jones win, the guy tied with me lost and the two guys behind both of us lost, so I'll get in regardless.

[rwperu34]

Brag: I just won the greatest fantasy football game ever. In the first round of the playoffs, I had a 6.5 pt lead (after Drew Brees dropped 35 on me) with Tory Holt against my opponents Steven Jackson. That one handed grab by Holt at the end was enough to catapult me to a 0.1 pt victory. For those who watched the game, you know what a see saw battle this was.