play money chat

[TxRedMan]

My dad was playing a play money MTT, then went to take the dog for a walk, so I donked it up a bit. It gets funnier towards the end when I mention P5's.


Dealer: zatoeekee shows [7d 4h]
Dealer: Phi Alpha 05 shows [Ks Kd]
Dealer: zatoeekee shows three of a kind,
Sevens
Dealer: Phi Alpha 05 shows two pair, Kings
and Sevens



Dealer: zatoeekee wins the pot (3,540) with
three of a kind, Sevens
Dealer: Hand #2658841422
Phi Alpha 05: nice suck out
Dealer: dufaced has 15 seconds left to act
zatoeekee: u r a donkey
zatoeekee: i had more outs than you
zatoeekee: i had six outs preflop
zatoeekee: you only had two
zatoeekee: so i was a 3-1 favorite
Phi Alpha 05: i didnt need outs
Dealer: dufaced has 15 seconds left to act
zatoeekee: yes u did, because i won
zatoeekee: six outs is better than two outs
zatoeekee: do you see why?
Phi Alpha 05: but i was never behind...
zatoeekee: yeah you were
Dealer: smsearcy has 15 seconds left to act
zatoeekee: i had six outs preflop
Phi Alpha 05: not untill the river fell
zatoeekee: and you had two
zatoeekee: and there were five cards to
come
zatoeekee: i was the favorite
Phi Alpha 05: whatever...im not gonna
argue that kings are a dog to 7 4
zatoeekee: i wasn't a 7-4 favorite
Dealer: Damm Dirty Ape wins the pot (300)
zatoeekee: i was a 3-1 favorite
zatoeekee: you are an idiot
Phi Alpha 05: u had a 7-4
zatoeekee: its called "live cards"
Dealer: zatoeekee shows a pair of Threes
Dealer: zatoeekee wins the pot (1,440) with
a pair of Threes
zatoeekee: ship that sh!t
Dealer: Hand #2658934185
Dealer: smsearcy shows [Kd Jh]
Dealer: zatoeekee shows [8s Ac]
Dealer: smsearcy shows a pair of Fives
Dealer: zatoeekee shows two pair, Aces
and Eights
Dealer: zatoeekee wins the pot (3,952) with
two pair, Aces and Eights
Phi Alpha 05: nh
zatoeekee: see that was a coin flip
zatoeekee: 60/60
zatoeekee: 50/50 i mean
zatoeekee: because we both had six outs
zatoeekee: on the turn he was a favorite
though
zatoeekee: wuth the flush draw
Phi Alpha 05: i just said nice hand, i didnt
need the lay out of it
zatoeekee: but you need to learn your odds
zatoeekee: if you wanna move uo
zatoeekee: up
zatoeekee: to like, $10 nl and stuff
Phi Alpha 05: i understand odds and outs
dont worry
zatoeekee: i used to play FT points free rolls
zatoeekee: but i went busto
zatoeekee: and had to move down a limit
Phi Alpha 05: i play alot of cash games
where im from
zatoeekee: one time at $10 NL i had aces
and limped the button
zatoeekee: and got bea6t for my whole roll
by 8-6
Phi Alpha 05: i just dont play for real money
on line bc i get too loose
zatoeekee: thats when i learned that live
cards are afavorite over pocket pairs
Phi Alpha 05: they arent a favorite to my
outs its your outs comepared to how many
cards are left in the deck...
a pair of Kings
zatoeekee: trust me
zatoeekee: i post on pocket fives
zatoeekee: i know what i'm talking about

[Teh1337zor]

LOLOLOLOOL HE POSTS ON POCKET 5S WATCH OUT

[GeniusToad]

how could you insult someone that plays in lots of cash games where he's from?

no class.

[Squareview]

haha

[Teh1337zor]

zatoeekee: one time at $10 NL i had aces
and limped the button
zatoeekee: and got bea6t for my whole roll
by 8-6

dayummmmmmmmmmm

[btmagnetw]

busto on freerolls, had to move down. nice.

[Teh1337zor]

this thread better get some love I havnet laughed this hard in ages

[shootaa]

play money donx are the greatest. i once challenged someone HU for rollz, they said yes, i said ok im sitting, and they were like play money????????? and thereafter they were quiet towards me, ship it

[bigt2k4]

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LOLOLOLOOL HE POSTS ON POCKET 5S WATCH OUT

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only good part, but worth the whole read.

[JMX]

I almost started thinking that he's joking around.