play money chat
My dad was playing a play money MTT, then went to take the dog for a walk, so I donked it up a bit. It gets funnier towards the end when I mention P5's.
Dealer: zatoeekee shows [7d 4h] Dealer: Phi Alpha 05 shows [Ks Kd] Dealer: zatoeekee shows three of a kind, Sevens Dealer: Phi Alpha 05 shows two pair, Kings and Sevens Dealer: zatoeekee wins the pot (3,540) with three of a kind, Sevens Dealer: Hand #2658841422 Phi Alpha 05: nice suck out Dealer: dufaced has 15 seconds left to act zatoeekee: u r a donkey zatoeekee: i had more outs than you zatoeekee: i had six outs preflop zatoeekee: you only had two zatoeekee: so i was a 3-1 favorite Phi Alpha 05: i didnt need outs Dealer: dufaced has 15 seconds left to act zatoeekee: yes u did, because i won zatoeekee: six outs is better than two outs zatoeekee: do you see why? Phi Alpha 05: but i was never behind... zatoeekee: yeah you were Dealer: smsearcy has 15 seconds left to act zatoeekee: i had six outs preflop Phi Alpha 05: not untill the river fell zatoeekee: and you had two zatoeekee: and there were five cards to come zatoeekee: i was the favorite Phi Alpha 05: whatever...im not gonna argue that kings are a dog to 7 4 zatoeekee: i wasn't a 7-4 favorite Dealer: Damm Dirty Ape wins the pot (300) zatoeekee: i was a 3-1 favorite zatoeekee: you are an idiot Phi Alpha 05: u had a 7-4 zatoeekee: its called "live cards" Dealer: zatoeekee shows a pair of Threes Dealer: zatoeekee wins the pot (1,440) with a pair of Threes zatoeekee: ship that sh!t Dealer: Hand #2658934185 Dealer: smsearcy shows [Kd Jh] Dealer: zatoeekee shows [8s Ac] Dealer: smsearcy shows a pair of Fives Dealer: zatoeekee shows two pair, Aces and Eights Dealer: zatoeekee wins the pot (3,952) with two pair, Aces and Eights Phi Alpha 05: nh zatoeekee: see that was a coin flip zatoeekee: 60/60 zatoeekee: 50/50 i mean zatoeekee: because we both had six outs zatoeekee: on the turn he was a favorite though zatoeekee: wuth the flush draw Phi Alpha 05: i just said nice hand, i didnt need the lay out of it zatoeekee: but you need to learn your odds zatoeekee: if you wanna move uo zatoeekee: up zatoeekee: to like, $10 nl and stuff Phi Alpha 05: i understand odds and outs dont worry zatoeekee: i used to play FT points free rolls zatoeekee: but i went busto zatoeekee: and had to move down a limit Phi Alpha 05: i play alot of cash games where im from zatoeekee: one time at $10 NL i had aces and limped the button zatoeekee: and got bea6t for my whole roll by 8-6 Phi Alpha 05: i just dont play for real money on line bc i get too loose zatoeekee: thats when i learned that live cards are afavorite over pocket pairs Phi Alpha 05: they arent a favorite to my outs its your outs comepared to how many cards are left in the deck... a pair of Kings zatoeekee: trust me zatoeekee: i post on pocket fives zatoeekee: i know what i'm talking about |
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LOLOLOLOOL HE POSTS ON POCKET 5S WATCH OUT
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how could you insult someone that plays in lots of cash games where he's from?
no class. |
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haha
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zatoeekee: one time at $10 NL i had aces
and limped the button zatoeekee: and got bea6t for my whole roll by 8-6 dayummmmmmmmmmm |
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busto on freerolls, had to move down. nice.
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this thread better get some love I havnet laughed this hard in ages
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play money donx are the greatest. i once challenged someone HU for rollz, they said yes, i said ok im sitting, and they were like play money????????? and thereafter they were quiet towards me, ship it
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LOLOLOLOOL HE POSTS ON POCKET 5S WATCH OUT [/ QUOTE ] only good part, but worth the whole read. |
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I almost started thinking that he's joking around.
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