Funniest Simpsons line ever

[ChuckyB]

I have the winner already...I want to know what you think is the funniest Simpsons line ever.

[Autocratic]

::the family is watching a meteor shower::

"I wish God was alive to see this"

[ChipsAhoya]

Ugh...

9/10 of these posts are the "trendy" Simpsons quotes or throwaway one-liners... Congratulations, you guys are the N*SYNC of Simpsons quotes.

My favorite Simpsons line is from the episode where the Shelbyville band wins the band contest playing "Stars and Stripes Forver", which Lisa rejected as being "beginner band, and we're advanced beginner band," because they cheat and use glow sticks at the end of the song.

Lisa is pissed, and Marge tries to calm her down:

Marge: "Let's forget about the band contest and just have fun at the state fair."
Lisa: "You mean state UN-fair"
Marge (sarcasticly): "Yeah, right, that's what I meant, Lisa, state un-fair."
Bart: "...Zing!"

And the "Max Power" song [censored] rules.

-ChipsAhoya

[ChuckyB]

In "Behind the Laughter"

MARGE: "So I said to Homer [beep] or get off the pot!"

NARRATOR: "And [beep] he did."

[wooly_chicken]

Geeky scientist has just described his new invention, a sarcasm detector.

Comic Book Store Guy: "A sarcasm detector . . . THAT's a useful invention"

*Sarcasm detector explodes*

[CopTHIS]

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Geeky scientist has just described his new invention, a sarcasm detector.

Comic Book Store Guy: "A sarcasm detector . . . THAT's a useful invention"

*Sarcasm detector explodes*

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That geeky scientist is one of my faves. I loved it when he thought he say the Lockness Monster, only to find it was a small frog....

Oh, wait a minute, this isn't the monsterometer, it's the frog exaggerator!

[neuroman]

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9/10 of these posts are the "trendy" Simpsons quotes or throwaway one-liners... Congratulations, you guys are the N*SYNC of Simpsons quotes.

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But you sir, you are a creature of erudition and sophistication. My hat's off.

[piiop]

Guy in the woods telling Bart & Lisa about how he also got lost on a field trip and married a bear:

His (human) wife "I'm not a bear!"
Guy "Rawr rawr rawr"

[PoBoy321]

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9/10 of these posts are the "trendy" Simpsons quotes or throwaway one-liners... Congratulations, you guys are the N*SYNC of Simpsons quotes.

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But you sir, you are a creature of erudition and sophistication. My hat's off.

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[136913691369]

Halloween episode where the family turns into vampires:

Lisa: You have to kill the head vampire (to kill all the vampires)

Grandpa (while holding a wooden stake): Kill the boy (bart)!!

(Lisa: How did you know Bart was a vampire?

Grandpa: Bart's a vampire?!!? (runs off screaming)