Mine Dribbles (NC Thread)

[Bilgefisher]

Senator Ted Stevens had his house raided by the feds today.
raid info

Yeah he's the guy that claims the internet is a bunch of tubes. Internet Tubes


Dam its hard to find an unblocked version of that.

[Buzz-cp]

villain is 83/48/2.2

has been reverse owning my ass a lot.



Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
8 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is MP2 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO 3-bets</font>, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, CO calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (13.4SB, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8.7BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (14.7BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $0.95</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 18.5BB
<font color="#000000">CO showed 6h 8s</font>
<font color="#000000">Hero mucks Qs Ad</font>

[Buzz-cp]

um

get there, play bad, profit?

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t30/t60
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t2975
CO: t1005
Button: t1145
SB: t1780
Hero: t2095

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO calls t60 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t90)</font>, Button folds, SB calls t30 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t150)</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t180, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t60</font>, CO calls t60 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t240)</font>, SB calls t60 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t300)</font>.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t360, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t200</font>, CO calls t200 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t560)</font>, SB folds.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t760, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t300</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in t685</font>, Hero calls t385 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t1745)</font>.

Results:
Final pot: t2130
<font color="#000000">CO showed Kc Ks</font>
<font color="#000000">Hero mucks 5h 7s</font>

[bennyhana]

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All my money are belong to me.

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[ckmo]

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)



Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.40 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (3.20 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (5.20 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.20 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Ks 8d (full house, eights full of kings).
CO has 9h 9s (full house, nines full of eights).
Outcome: CO wins 13.20 BB.

so i guess the misclick of not raising on the turn worked. thanks stars. please make it harder so i can cash out.

[BobbyShaftoe]

I was leaving my "NETeller account" open at my old bank in hopes this day would come.

Went to bank. Confirmed NETeller EFT made it in. Closed the account.

"Would you like a cashier's check, sir?"

"Heh... uh, no. Let's do hundreds."

What I was felt like saying: "Let's make it rain, you old bitty!!!"

[Bilgefisher]

un[censored] believable. I just lost another 90bb. 150bb in two [censored] sessions [censored] [censored] [censored]. I couldn't win a [censored] showdown. Bet raise, suckout. Repeated over and [censored] over. [censored] Excuse me while I [censored] tilt a little bit. if anyone needs me I'll be spewing money on the .02/.04 tables.

[Bilgefisher]

thats no fun either...I'll see you guys in a few days when I've [censored] cooled down a bit.

[bennyhana]

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thats no fun either...I'll see you guys in a few days when I've [censored] cooled down a bit.

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good idea dude. go play golf, or guitar hero or watch some movies, anything besides poker for a few days. come back fresh for the week end when the games are better anyway. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[bennyhana]

can you still datamine FTP tables?