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#81
05-20-2007, 04:12 PM
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Re: Strategy for going to prison
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How quickly are passports yanked after being caught for a crime? 1. I'd take off to Russia or Ukraine. 2. Drink vodka with friends, eat tasty Russian food and bang hot Russian chicks. 3. Log on to Party Poker 4. Run bad and not profit [/ QUOTE ] 5. family loses house 6. they catch you 7. you go to prison for even longer 8. family won't even send you smokes, to avoid a daily ass pounding 9. you cry and dream about the time you had it made playign online poker, and decide to kill yourself in prison. 
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#82
05-20-2007, 04:16 PM
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Re: Strategy for going to prison
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5. family loses house 6. they catch you 7. you go to prison for even longer 8. family won't even send you smokes, to avoid a daily ass pounding 9. you cry and dream about the time you had it made playign online poker, and decide to kill yourself in prison. [/ QUOTE ] Doesn't look like I could even get that far. [ QUOTE ] DFR, I think they make you surrender your passport when they let you out on bail. [/ QUOTE ] Looks like do the time ftw.
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#83
05-20-2007, 04:27 PM
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Re: Strategy for going to prison
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I dont think running for your whole life is worth it [/ QUOTE ] I don't think the chance of getting raped or possibly beaten so badly you end up in a wheelchair is worth it. Running for my life sucks. But I'm trying to avoid getting shanked in the gut here. I think that the going to prison part is just too dangerous in some circumstances. Again though, if I felt it was at a relatively safe place where I wouldn't be constantly intimidated I would do the time. I happen to be 5'6" and not incredibly strong. I also happen to have a more roundish-than-normal booty. I can try to alter my appearance and get super-stinky. But I still feel I would likely be a target just by being so small. And lets face it, no matter how tough you are (and I'm not very) if you are made a target you are pretty much screwed. In the wrong prison environment I suspect my soul would be completely devastated even if I did survive a few beatings and/or rapes. This seems way worse when compared with the risk of 'running for my life'. Again though, this is for the max-security super-duper-scary places. The okay prisons where I think I could go the whole stretch without serious intimidation or risk of beatings/rape I would absolutely do the time.
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#87
05-20-2007, 09:14 PM
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Re: Strategy for going to prison
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Physical appearance is essential in determining the target of a rape, as it is often used as a yardstick for assessing how "successful" a rape attempt will be. In all cases, the younger, smaller-built inmates are targeted more easily," I imagine that describes a pretty high percentage of 2p2ers. [/ QUOTE ] Ha! Finally a reason to enjoy being a middle aged bald man. FWIW I would do the time if I was young, say under 35, much older and I would "go off the grid" after cashing in all my assets but stay in the USA. After all the Ozarks as well as the Western states have a lot of places to hide out quietly. Jimbo
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#88
05-20-2007, 09:21 PM
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Re: Strategy for going to prison
that's easy. you need to get all crazy looking. just follow these three easy steps:
1. don't shave or cut your hair for the four months. all crazy dudes are have lots of facial hair/long hair. 2. memorize a passage from the bible. mumble it under your breath ALL the time. look at the floor/ceiling most of the time. develop a tic and spasm uncontrollably for added effect. 3. put peanut butter/melted chocolate/something brown in your underwear. in a public place, stick your hand in your underwear, pull up some of the brown stuff and eat it. basically, continue doing crazy [censored] like that. don't talk to anyone. avoid eye contact at all costs. no one is gonna wanna mess with some crazy, dirty dude that eats his own [censored].
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#89
05-21-2007, 05:17 AM
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Re: Strategy for going to prison
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that's easy. you need to get all crazy looking. just follow these three easy steps: 1. don't shave or cut your hair for the four months. all crazy dudes are have lots of facial hair/long hair. 2. memorize a passage from the bible. mumble it under your breath ALL the time. look at the floor/ceiling most of the time. develop a tic and spasm uncontrollably for added effect. 3. put peanut butter/melted chocolate/something brown in your underwear. in a public place, stick your hand in your underwear, pull up some of the brown stuff and eat it. basically, continue doing crazy [censored] like that. don't talk to anyone. avoid eye contact at all costs. no one is gonna wanna mess with some crazy, dirty dude that eats his own [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] It seems like keeping this up continuously for 5 years would be worse than getting raped.
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#90
05-21-2007, 05:44 AM
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Re: Strategy for going to prison
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develop a tic and spasm uncontrollably for added effect. [/ QUOTE ] got that covered already actually. I don't know if it would make one just look stupid and weaker or if it would be a successful deterrent. I still have a couple of my ticks/twitches. Not so bad after I turned 30 though (which is consistent with Tourette's) Didn't know it back then, but now it is pretty much agreed upon by friends/relatives that my various twitches that I had for a long time were likely a low-grade case of undiagnosed tourette's. Never was officially diagnosed though. So between being a middle-aged bald-man, going in totally unkempt and dirty, and having the twitchyness stuff down maybe I could thwart the would-be rapists? Somehow I don't think it would be enough to get me in the clear.
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