Mine Dribbles (NC Thread)

[BigBadBabar]

they offered me a high roller bonus if i deposit 5k or more, they'll give me 2k in bonus...my daily deposit limit is only like 1k though, lol

[BigBadBabar]

wow so this was a new one for me.

i log onto stars to see what's up bc the connection is bad.

i sit at a 1/2 fr table with an open seat just to see if it works.

i get dealt in bc i'm in the bb, ah okay i'll play an orbit.

i soon realize some lag crazy guy is capping every street every hand with atc, and some other guy is calling 4 bets cold every street with atc, even nine high or something.

okay this could be fun. fold a few hands, lose a few bets, then this hand comes up:

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $1/$2
8 players
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Pre-flop: (8 players) hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

holla!

UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises</font>, 3 folds, Button calls, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">hero caps</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

cmon dealer!

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (13SB, 3 players)

wow?

<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero caps</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

omg yes one time

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (12.5BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero caps</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

omg yes one time still

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (24.5BB, 3 players)

hyachachacchacycah [censored] cha

<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB caps</font>, hero calls, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: 36.5BB

SB showed 6c 6s

omg scoop?

hero showed Kh Ah

button showed Ad 5h

BLARG A DARG DING DONG YOU ONLY HAD 3 OUTS TO CHOP (and i guess the other guy had 1 out to win), oh well at least i made 6 bets right? wheee.

chop it up.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE, BABAR DOESN'T [censored] AROUND WITH POSTS OR POKER ANY MORE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

a few hands later:

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $1/$2
10 players
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Pre-flop: (10 players) hero is MP1 with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

omg yes ship it one time black tens of goodness

<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">hero 3-bets</font>, 4 folds, SB calls, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG caps</font>, hero calls, SB calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (13SB, 3 players)

omfg, in what ghastly manner am i about to lose this pot and then commit suicide using a dull spoon?

<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG caps</font>, hero calls, SB calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (12.5BB, 3 players)

um, lawl?

SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero caps</font>, SB calls, UTG calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (24.5BB, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero caps</font>, SB calls, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: 36.5BB
hero showed Tc Ts BLADOW!!!!
SB mucks Qd Kh , expert nut second high card no pair
UTG mucks Ah 8c , 2nd pair top kicker


SHIP THA MOFUGGIN CHEDDAR ONE TIME GOD DAMN!!!!

lagfish bust, babar posts, babar sleeps happily.

THE END of what turned out to be a trip report basically [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[JavaNut]

What I get as a free gift where I play? A free lotto ticket, of course it has a better chance of winning than I have with AA against four players with 72o.

[Gib]

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SHIP THA MOFUGGIN CHEDDAR ONE TIME GOD DAMN!!!!

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QFT

very nice hand

QUADFATHER FTW!!

[NIX]

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QUADFATHER FTW!!

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Ha, I remember that guy.

[Gib]

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Also, I'm drunk, so we srsly need to do a trip to Crown!

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lol im drink.

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But I'm already there....

[bozlax]

PHONE MESSAGE

To: Gib
From: 1987

___ Please call
_X_ Urgent
_X_ Left message
___ Returned your call

Message:
Give me back my [censored] t-shirt!

[aK13]

I AM READY FOR LOL DONKRINGAMEAMENTS TODAY.

[tyler_cracker]

gl y'all in the bay area meet up. wish i was there!

someone please punch buzz for me if he's playing too weak/tight (lol dead straddle). weak/tight includes not moving up to 6/12+ if he runs goot at 3/6.

[Shillx]

Still on for 7:30 fellas?