Strategy for going to prison

[ski]

I think prison rapes are WAY less common than most think.

that said I'd be going to a non extradition country hella quick. Probably somewhere in SE Asia.

[FlyWf]

The lifespan of a middle class suburban goofball trying to live as a fugitive in Mexico is measured in days. Go to prison, keep to yourself.

You only do two days.

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The lifespan of a middle class suburban goofball trying to live as a fugitive in Mexico is measured in days. Go to prison, keep to yourself.

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Why do you have to live in Mexico? You just need to go there first. Once there, you have a lot of other options.

I KNOW being in prison would be hell on earth. I don't know that about being a small time fugitive in Latin America. You could end up having a decent life. As someone else said, it's not like you're looking over your shoulder if you're running from a 5 year sentence.

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I dont think running for your whole life is worth it, just do the time one way or another.

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Something tells me you wouldn't feel this way if some 340 pound guy with AIDS, hepatitis-C, herpes, and a few other STD's named Jamal was ramming his [censored] up your ass.

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FYP

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I think you guys are overestimating this here.

http://www.insideprison.com/prison-rape.asp

"A study of four Midwestern states in 2000 found that about 1 in 5 inmates experiences some form of pressured or coerced sexual conduct while incarcerated (Struckman-Johnson & Struckman-Johnson, 2000)."

20% isn't that bad. I imagine if you control yourself you'll be fine.

Edit: Maybe I"m wrong:

"Physical appearance is essential in determining the target of a rape, as it is often used as a yardstick for assessing how "successful" a rape attempt will be. In all cases, the younger, smaller-built inmates are targeted more easily,"

I imagine that describes a pretty high percentage of 2p2ers.

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Yes indeed. The average person on this forum would be turned into a bitch before sundown his first day in the joint, no doubt about it.


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Exactly. Ever see a buffet when they bring out some lobster or prime rib? Everybody wants to get to the front of that line.

[DarkForceRising]

How quickly are passports yanked after being caught for a crime?

1. I'd take off to Russia or Ukraine.
2. Drink vodka with friends, eat tasty Russian food and bang hot Russian chicks.
3. Log on to Party Poker
4. Run bad and not profit

[FlyWf]

Other options? Like what?

So you manage to sneak into Mexico successfully. Who do you know? How much Spanish do you speak? What do you do? You might only be on the run from a 5 year sentence but you aren't traveling internationally to any country that has the internet.

You're getting mugged to death and/or caught within weeks.

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The lifespan of a middle class suburban goofball trying to live as a fugitive in Mexico is measured in days. Go to prison, keep to yourself.

You only do two days.

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I too have serious doubt that dopey young ballas and wanna be ballas on these forums could keep out of trouble for long.

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The lifespan of a middle class suburban goofball trying to live as a fugitive in Mexico is measured in days. Go to prison, keep to yourself.

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By this do you mean a third of your sentence?

[FlyWf]

No, man, the day you go in and the day you come out. It's a reference to The Wire.


DFR, I think they make you surrender your passport when they let you out on bail.