Follow up brag: Graduation speech quotes *Money Reward*

TheProdigy · #1 05-20-2007, 11:16 PM

Hey,

As I posted earlier, I am the soon to be Valedictorian of my class. Graduation is next Saturday, and I haven't started my speech yet.

What I need*****************
Funny ass quotes.
Good ideas of stuff to put in there

Anyone who can think of some good quotes and/or ideas that I actually put in the speech gets $20 shipped to them via stars.

BillNye · #2 05-20-2007, 11:19 PM

need more info.

TheProdigy · #3 05-20-2007, 11:24 PM

Nah,

I'm not like needing the thanks part or anything, but just good, solid, funny and/or inspirational quotes. I definately want one funny one though:
Ex:
and as Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once said "Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty we are free at last"
(Can't use that because it was used a couple years ago)

It is for my high school graduation, and any good ideas that I put in will also be paid(doesn't have to be a quote)

roaaahhh · #4 05-20-2007, 11:25 PM

show up drunk, pour yourself a martini on stage, and make a toast to alcohol

BillNye · #5 05-20-2007, 11:27 PM

Look what hardwork can get you, I mean look at me I'm still cool right?

only cool if your not seen as very cool.

snoopdawg · #6 05-20-2007, 11:29 PM

Write 2 speeches: one that is really suck-up that you submit for approval, and a much better mean one that you actually read. Someone at my school did it many years ago and it was the funniest thing i've ever heard. Like 5 minutes of hating on e'erone

edfurlong · #7 05-20-2007, 11:28 PM

List all the girls that gave you dome in high school, it's always nice to be appreciated.

Lurker. · #8 05-20-2007, 11:46 PM

[ QUOTE ]
List all the girls that gave you dome in high school, it's always nice to be appreciated.

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yeah, this is actually a good idea. Say you want to thank (bunch of girls initials), then say, "they know why". If your list is long, i don't see how you can't get a standing O.

showtime808 · #9 05-21-2007, 12:22 AM

just walk up to the mic and say. "GG SCHOOL"

that and throw some random-ass poker slang into it. most people will just be sitting there going WTF?

and some good quotes (not dirty or some [censored])

"Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail”

“Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.”

find some other good ones here.

SpecialK3387 · #10 05-21-2007, 12:37 AM

do not make a clear conclusion and then just pause when you are done. After a few secounds ,NIV HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!!!!!!