Follow up brag: Graduation speech quotes *Money Reward*
 

Hey,

As I posted earlier, I am the soon to be Valedictorian of my class. Graduation is next Saturday, and I haven't started my speech yet.

What I need*****************
Funny ass quotes.
Good ideas of stuff to put in there

Anyone who can think of some good quotes and/or ideas that I actually put in the speech gets $20 shipped to them via stars.

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need more info.

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Nah,

I'm not like needing the thanks part or anything, but just good, solid, funny and/or inspirational quotes. I definately want one funny one though:
Ex:
and as Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once said "Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty we are free at last"
(Can't use that because it was used a couple years ago)

It is for my high school graduation, and any good ideas that I put in will also be paid(doesn't have to be a quote)

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show up drunk, pour yourself a martini on stage, and make a toast to alcohol

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Look what hardwork can get you, I mean look at me I'm still cool right?

only cool if your not seen as very cool.

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List all the girls that gave you dome in high school, it's always nice to be appreciated.

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Write 2 speeches: one that is really suck-up that you submit for approval, and a much better mean one that you actually read. Someone at my school did it many years ago and it was the funniest thing i've ever heard. Like 5 minutes of hating on e'erone

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In life you will either succeed or you will fail - it's a 50/50 chance. Thank you and good bye.

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http://www.ceoblues.com/local/ceoblu.../danspeech.gif

this has amazing ideas

And advice on what not to do

http://www.ceoblues.com/archives/200...valedictorians

Like this guy said, everything motivational or feel-good you could say has literally been said 500 times already. So be shockingly honest and open. I came close to being my valedictorian, I would have ripped the shtt out of that speech.

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An ancient chinese proverb says, "A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step". This is the first step for so many of us in achieving our dreams. However what they dont tell u is that a journey to nowhere starts with a single step too. A ton of you will be huge [censored] ups.