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Old 12-14-2006, 09:36 AM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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Default Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room

Beautiful women always seem to work well also....

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Old 12-14-2006, 09:46 AM
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Default Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room

Claymore mines are my booby trap of choice...

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Old 12-14-2006, 10:04 AM
G-Diddy20 G-Diddy20 is offline
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Default Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room

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Here's an idea- Bees. Set up a small colony of bees near each door in such a way that the opening of the door will piss the bees off and cause them to defend the nest.

The advantage of this over another booby trap is that the bees will continually attack and the would be robbers will want to get the hell out of there.


Given that you will be aware of the bees presence, you will be able to take the proper precautions to protect yourself from harm when removing the bees upon your return.


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with pix...by far an A+ idea.

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I'm assuming that's blood on the dude who's getting attacked hand? Looks painful Gugel, I might try that...


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Old 12-14-2006, 10:18 AM
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Default Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room

1. hire chuck norris and put a poster of him at the door which states: CHUCK NORRIS IZ HERE!
2. hire a ninja, just google this and you will find one
3. get one of those uber 5 usd alarm systems that just start SCREAMING THEIR ASS OFF when they get active, you know just like on TV, but wait, dont forget to put a HUGE AMPLIFIER in front of them so that their ears get instagibbed.
4. see #1.
5. an easy setup in which if you open the door a little bottle of mercaptan will break (but then again, you wont be able to live in there for the next three months until the smell wears off).
that's about it, need to think more
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