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Gugel 12-13-2006 04:54 PM

Help me design a boobytrap for my room
 
Dear BBV,

I beseech you for your collective wisdom oh mighty BBV.

Beat: It seems that everytime I go back home from college for the holidays, the house I'm living in get broken into. There's no one there during the holidays so it's an easy target. Things sometimes get stolen and there's always some property damage. I always take my laptop, digital camera, etc. with me when I leave. The police have done nothing and now the house is gonna be empty for a whole month as everyone goes home for winter break. I estimate the chance of a break-in at 99%. BBV, help me come up with some boobytraps I can set up to turn this beat into a brag.

Hugs and Kisses,
Gugel

T-God 12-13-2006 04:55 PM

Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room
 
booby

Seraphim 12-13-2006 04:55 PM

Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room
 
A bucket of rancid turds and piss above the door.

Mench 12-13-2006 04:56 PM

Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room
 
mousetraps everywhere.

shotgun attached to door so that when it opens boom...if you live in texas this is a ok.

RayPowers 12-13-2006 04:56 PM

Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room
 
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...and_Boxjpg.jpg

Ray

Mr.JR 12-13-2006 04:56 PM

Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room
 
Set house on fire so you don't have to worry about a break-in. SO BALLA!

deucedeuce00 12-13-2006 04:58 PM

Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room
 
Pungi sticks under window

Claymore attached to door

RikaKazak 12-13-2006 04:59 PM

Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room
 
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Ray

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LOL, nh sir

Humble Pie 12-13-2006 04:59 PM

Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room
 
This is a beat for real, if nobody can stay behind I guess you just have to live w/ the break-in/property damage. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

GambleAllNight 12-13-2006 05:00 PM

Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room
 
lock the door when you leave. close all the windows.


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