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Old 05-16-2007, 12:36 AM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

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Papa Smurf totally owns Smurfette in comparison to other Smurfs.

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more love for this post pls! hilarious!
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:46 AM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

every girl walking around likes to take it in the ass then happily deepthroat your dick.

Oh that asian men thing must be true because I haven't seen one in porn.
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:46 AM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

All husbands like to watch plummers come over to screw their wives after they finish fixing the sink.
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:47 AM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

I've learned that if I'm ever reincarnated, I want to be Peter North when I come back...
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:47 AM
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Oh, and the ONLY acceptable places to blow your load are on a woman's face, or ass.
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:48 AM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

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I've learned that if I'm ever reincarnated, I want to be Peter North when I come back...

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Actually, North got his start in gay porn.

Serious, wikipedia him and see.
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:50 AM
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NLfool, mesmerizing avatar...
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:51 AM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

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I've learned that if I'm ever reincarnated, I want to be Peter North when I come back...

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Actually, North got his start in gay porn.

Serious, wikipedia him and see.

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I'd omit that part...
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:01 AM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

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NLfool, mesmerizing avatar...

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I aim to please

I also learned that they pick only girls with tiny hands to make the guy's wang look bigger (or at least I'd like to believe it)

Old guys in Europe have it made and bang 18 year old girls like it was cool lolz

I will move to Eastern Europe very soon as it is (Van Nuys/Woodlands Hills) x 100. With hotter girls and less plastic and they do ATM like it's part of the 4 food groups and an essential diet.
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Old 05-16-2007, 02:40 AM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

that a whole fist and a penis can fit into a human rectum at the same time (TY Audrey Hollander for educating me.)
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